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2 Jun
twister titles

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun,  2 Jun 96 13:51:09 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: twister titles

Forwarded-by: joev@halcyon.com
Forwarded-by: garren@teleport.com (Alan Garren)

The Top 10 Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"

10. "Totally Gone With The Wind"
9. "Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn't Fit in the Plot"
8. "The Weather Channel: The Movie"
7. "Field of Debris"
6. "Dead Man Flying"
5. "One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
4. "The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"
3. "Wizard of Oz II: The Search For Toto"
2. "Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"
and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Movie "Twister..."
1. "Roofless in Seattle"


Other possibilities, that just weren't that funny.
[Unlike the preceding...  -psl].
"A Funnel Thing Happened On The Way To The Farm"
"I, Cumulus"
"Killer Genuine Draft"
"Schindler's Twist"
"Lift and Separate"
"Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"
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