Fun_People Archive
14 May
In the Land of the Yoda Men

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 14 May 96 16:19:24 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: In the Land of the Yoda Men

Forwarded-by: "Jack D. Doyle" <doylej@PEAK.ORG>
Forwarded-by: greck@quickening.catt.ncsu.edu (greck cannon)
From: dasimmon@unity.ncsu.edu (Donald Andrew Simmons)

>> Ever wonder if there are others of Yoda's race, and if they speak the
>> same way?

Imagine the yoda-men in the office, around the water cooler.

Yoda 1: Hello, Bill.
Yoda 2: Morning, Hank.
Yoda 1: Finish that proposal you did?
Yoda 2: Yes, finally.  Quite a chore it was.
Yoda 1: That Henderson, a slave driver he is, eh?
Yoda 2: Yes.  To kick his ass I'd like.  "There is no try, only do."
        Asshole he is.

© 1996 Peter Langston