Fun_People Archive
14 May
Modern mythology -- The Riddle of the Sphinx Revisited
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 14 May 96 14:27:55 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Modern mythology -- The Riddle of the Sphinx Revisited
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Would Oedipus have been able to answer this one?
Q: What is it that gets a three-pack in the morning, a six-pack in the
afternoon, and a twelve-pack in the evening?
A: The student, who, in high-school buys three condoms at once (one for
Friday, one for Saturday, one for Sunday), in college buys six at once
(two for Friday, two for Saturday, two for Sunday), and in graduate school
buys twelve at once (one for January, ...)
© 1996 Peter Langston