Fun_People Archive
10 May
TTLOTD -- Men in Victoria's Secret

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 10 May 96 17:19:42 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: TTLOTD -- Men in Victoria's Secret

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: "David A. Spiro" <daspiro@mail.erols.com>

Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#10  Does this come in children's sizes?
 #9  No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.
 #8  I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
 #7  Mom will love this.
 #6  Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
 #5  No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
 #4  Will you model this for me???
 #3  Oh honey, you'll never squeeze yourself into that!
 #2  45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
....
 #1  The Miracle What???  This is better than world peace!!

© 1996 Peter Langston