Fun_People Archive
10 May
Recent Medical Advances (as explained by comedians, of course)

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 10 May 96 17:02:26 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Recent Medical Advances (as explained by comedians, of course)

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Don Fitzpatrick <shoptalk@tvspy.com>

The FDA has approved a procedure that uses microwaves to shrink an enlarged
prostate:  "Sort of gives new meaning to the term 'hot cross buns.'"
(Steve Tatham)

"The main obstacle is difficulty closing the oven door." (Gary Easley)

"The bad news? If you're in a cheap HMO, the procedure has to be performed
in a 7-Eleven." (Kaseberg)

© 1996 Peter Langston