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7 May
The Comedian's Eye View - 5/8/96

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  7 May 96 21:05:24 -0700
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Subject: The Comedian's Eye View - 5/8/96

Excerpted-from: 5/8/96 -- ShopTalk


In the News: PBS will offer free air time to presidential candidates.  Says
Premiere Morning Sickness, "Network execs have warned Bob Dole not to wear
purple, so children don't confuse him with the other dinosaur."

Clinton is supporting the Republican-sponsored tax credit for parents who
adopt.  Says Steve Tatham, "He's hoping voters will give him credit for
adopting the GOP's agendas."

House Majority Leader Richard Armey (R-Texas) wants to cut the gas tax and
make up the shortfall by cutting education funds.  Asks Jenny Church, "Would
he fire the teachers and make classrooms self-serve?"

An earthquake hit the Seattle Kingdome during a ballgame last week.
Hamilton says the final score was Cleveland 6, Seattle 3, Earth 5.3.

© 1996 Peter Langston