Fun_People Archive
7 May
More of the tough questions.

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue,  7 May 96 13:42:53 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: More of the tough questions.

[...with a few really stupid ones thrown in...  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Don Fitzpatrick <shoptalk@tvspy.com>

MEANING OF LIFE

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of
the water?

How can there be self-help *groups*?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he
automatically lose because he can't find himself?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still
grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Just before people get nervous, do they experience cocoons in their
stomachs?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown
away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're
just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't
afraid to have a Chapter 11?

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

If you lick the air, does it get wet?

© 1996 Peter Langston