Fun_People Archive
6 May
What kind of month will May be? -- Re: WhiteBoardness - 5/3/96

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon,  6 May 96 16:44:07 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: What kind of month will May be? -- Re: WhiteBoardness - 5/3/96

    A couple of alert Fun_People have noticed a major omission in the
WhiteBoard article that describes May as National Mime Month, National
Asparagus Month, Motorcycle Awareness Month, National Guy Pride Month,
National Hamburger Month, and Fungal Infection Awareness Month.
    They further point out that it was a Fun_People article (entitled "May's
gonna be a GREAT month!") that first alerted them that: "According to the
folks at Good Vibrations (on the web: http://www.goodvibes.com/), May is:  
National Masturbation Month!"
    As one of the alert Funsters said: "I seem to recall that May 7th is
National Masturbation Day (if not, stop me before I celebrate at the wrong
time)."
    Point taken.  May is National Masturbation Month.  May 7 is National  
Masturbation Day.  Any celebration must be done on May 7th.  Practicing,  
however, may be done on any day but May 7th...

 Peter Langston - psl@acm.org - Seattle, WA - http://www.empire.net/~psl/

© 1996 Peter Langston