Fun_People Archive
30 Apr
Incentive

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 30 Apr 96 20:52:35 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Incentive

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: good@pixar.com (If adventure has a name, it must be... UNIX.)
Forwarded-by: wayne@cs.toronto.edu (Wayne Hayes)

This was sent around to a local department here at the University of
Toronto.  Forwarded with permission.

From:   Robert Malaney
Subject: final draft ann report available

The final draft of the annual report is now available in the coffee room
for your continued reading pleasure. For those away from home you can get
the postscript file directly from the ftp directory below or by using
ftp:- (address deleted)

IMPORTANT: Due to the many, shall we say, overdue, contributions that came
in the past few days, the report has undergone *substantial* surgery. It
is vital therefore that you once again check *all* your contributions.
Since I suspect many of you will not do this (since it was clear that many
of you did not do it in the first place) I have added some encouragement.
In the contributions I have chosen at random somewhere to place the
sentence "This particular piece of research can only be described as utter
nonsense."  Something equally rude has been placed in one of the
references.  If not found by the random person - these comments will
remain in the report.

© 1996 Peter Langston