Fun_People Archive
28 Apr
The Bradley Bridge Exchange's Commemorative Bridge Series

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Sun, 28 Apr 96 13:08:00 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Bradley Bridge Exchange's Commemorative Bridge Series

Forwarded-by: Jascha Franklin-Hodge <JoeShmoe@Misty.com>

The most respected name in bridge sale is about to present an offer that no
self respecting bridge collector can ignore.  The Bradley Bridge Exchange
is proud to introduce the Commemorative Bridge Series.  Even if you have
never collected bridges before this unique investment opportunity should
interest you.

The Bradley Bridge Exchange has been selling quality collectable bridges
for fifty years.  Now through this once in a lifetime Internet offer, you
can purchase famous bridges.

Think about it, EVERYONE needs bridges: to go to work, walk across, jump
from, get mugged under and to throw rocks from.

Not all bridges go up in value, the Bradley Bridge Exchange guarantees that
your own personalized bridge will retain its minimum value for at least one
full year.

The famous Golden Gate Bridge was originally offered through The Bradley
Bridge Exchange for a mere 35 dollars.  In the 57 times it has since been
re-sold, its value has increased to an astounding 10 million dollars!  No
other LEGAL investment could give that kind of return so quickly.

Look at the fine craftsmanship of this early American George Washington
Bridge:

	Note the detail in the rust, the unique "yO maMa" mural which
	captures the American dream and the fine cracked metal work in these
	steel supports.  You will not find any composites or reinforced
	concrete here.

1) Bridges are not owned by the city, state or country.  Bridges are
   owned by the contractors that build them.  They are then purchased by
   the Bradley Bridge Exchange.

2) Top investors say that bridges are a solid investment with
   underlying liquid assets.

3) In addition to the potential of increasing of the physical value,
   bridges can actually generate INCOME through the use of tolls.

4) Not only am I an owner of a bridge I am also a user!

5) Insurance is un-necessary.  There has never been a theft of a
   major bridge in the history of The Bradley Bridge Exchange.

6) Bridges also make useful homes for transients which will make
   you appear in good standing in your community.

Act now while prices remain low.  The Bradley Bridge Exchange WILL destroy
all bridge molds for the above mentioned Washington Bridge within a period
of 30 Days.  The first 100 bridges sold will receive 25 toll free suicide
hot line signs at no additional cost.  All mailers will receive The Bradley
Bridge Exchange's guide to purchasing tunnels and national parks at no
additional cost.

Please E-Mail us directly at BBE@cash.be.ours with your credit card number.
System operators are standing by.

© 1996 Peter Langston