Fun_People Archive
26 Apr
TTLsOTD (Top Ten Lists Of ...)

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Fri, 26 Apr 96 16:56:52 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: TTLsOTD (Top Ten Lists Of ...)

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: Carl Staelin <staelin@cello.hpl.hp.com>
Forwarded-by: sread@diba.com (J. Stuart Read)

 TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER:

  10.     The World Does Revolve Around Us ... We Pick the Coordinate System
   9.     Find Out What Those Other Buttons on Your Calculator Do
   8.     We Know How to Handle Stress and Strain in Our Relationships
   7.     Parents Will Approve
   6.     Help with Your Math Homework
   5.     Can Calculate Head Pressure
   4.     Looks Good on a Resume
   3.     Free Body Diagrams
   2.     High Starting Salary
   1.     Extremely Good Looking Wall (with degrees)


 TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO DATE AN ENGINEER:

  10.     T-Shirt and Jeans Are Their Formal Dress.
   9.     Only Social Life Known Is Posting and Talking on the Net
   8.     Flames Like a Monster, Speaks Like a Pussy Cat
   7.     Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm Daily, No Morning Kisses, and No
          Evening Walks
   6.     No Matter How Hard You Cry and How Loud You Yell, Just Sits
          There Calmly Discussing Your Emotion in Terms of Mathematical Logic
   5.     Listens to Everything from Bach to Prince, Hates Classic Rock.
   4.     Hot Dog and a 6-Pack Is Their Seven Course Meal
   3.     Talks in Acronyms
   2.     Can't Leave that Damn Pencil Off Ear for One Minute
   1.     Will File for Divorce If You Call in the Middle of Debugging
          their C code.

© 1996 Peter Langston