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22 Apr
Announcement of My Candidacy

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 96 14:51:20 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Announcement of My Candidacy

Forwarded-by: "Jack D. Doyle" <doylej@PEAK.ORG>
From: eldarkinhof@holland.it.earthlink.net (Edward Luhn)

Name Edward, hello, my Luhn is.

A dyslexic, am I and States of United for President running I am.

Saying to selfyour now right probably your, "Kidding, is he what?!"
Well, tell me let you this now right: serious, I'm dead.  Because I
time, it's high think should there be a white man in the Dyslexic
House.

Saying to self your, "Ofine, kay.  But experience what butt have he
does?"

Years five Transpartment of Deportation have been working for I, signs
and direction freeway traffic painting...  Recognize you maybe one
this:

                thru
                STOP
               traffic

Mine, that one's yup.

Say, you "fine."  "But expect what we can a president dyslexic from?"
Well, a lot one thing speeches, for fewer.  ...And if lie tell I ever
office in while, good are chances catch it at me you'll do I before.

So in Revember nomember me:


                ED LUHNWARD
        A confusing mind, confused four times.

Yank thou.
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