Fun_People Archive
11 Apr
YJOTD (Yuppie Joke)

Date: Thu, 11 Apr 96 17:40:33 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: YJOTD (Yuppie Joke)

Forwarded-by: joev@halcyon.com
Forwarded-by: Carolyn R. Mullally <mullally@uiuc.edu>
Forwarded-by: Jeanette Norris <norris@u.washington.edu>
Forwarded-by: Mary Gillmore <maryg@u.washington.edu>

A yuppie was just getting into his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and
hit the open door, ripping it off completely.  When the police arrived at
the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his
precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!", he whined.

"You yuppies are so materialistic, I can't believe it!", retorted the officer.
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that
your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm was once attached, "My Rolex, MY ROLEX!"

© 1996 Peter Langston