Fun_People Archive
2 Apr
Method or Madness?

Date: Tue, 2 Apr 96 13:03:08 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Method or Madness?

Forwarded-by: elshaw@MIT.EDU (Libby Shaw)
Forwarded-by: tim@media.mit.edu
Forwarded-by: Eppinger, Monica E. <EppingerME@KIEVWPOA.us-state.gov>
From: lansana coulibaly ce stnt <lxc7629@oak-gw.njit.edu>

This very latest development of the mad cow disease is an extract from the
NY Times of Saturday march 30th.  According to article a probable but not
definite solution has been found to this latest epic of your times.  The
solution came from the Cambodian government it states as follow:  Given
that Britain has on its hand millions of Mad Cows which it is trying to
desperately get rid of (By selling it to the other european countries as
tasty burgers, as i am reading between the lines here), and given that
Cambodia has millions of Mad Mines littering their great country (mines
left after the war), a simple solution here will dictate that Britain should
ship its Mad cows to Cambodia so that they madly roam the country side and
detonate the Mad Mines.
 I for once think it is a brilliant idea that will help save kids from these
mines.
Truly, Lansana

© 1996 Peter Langston