Fun_People Archive
26 Mar
JOTD - Chris, Sara, and Tony

Date: Tue, 26 Mar 96 00:57:40 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JOTD - Chris, Sara, and Tony

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>

Chris goes over to see his friend Tony. Tony's wife Sara answers the door and  
says that Tony is at the store but that Chris can wait if he wants.

They sit down and after a few minutes, Chris says "You know Sara, you have
the greatest breasts I have ever seen.  I'd give you a hundred bucks if I
could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a minute and figures what
the hell -- a hundred bucks.  She opens her robe and shows one.  Chris
politely thanks her, pulls a 100 dollar bill from his pocket, and throws it
on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "I've just got to see the both
of them.  I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could see the both of them
together."  Sara thinks "for 100 bucks?" opens her robe and gives Chris
a nice, long look.  Chris throws another 100 bucks on the table and says he
can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird
friend Chris came over."  Tony says "Great.  Did he leave the 200 bucks he
owes me?"

© 1996 Peter Langston