Fun_People Archive
20 Mar
A little tasteless humor (so what's new?)

Date: Wed, 20 Mar 96 18:04:12 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: A little tasteless humor  (so what's new?)

Forwarded-by: Bob Stein <squeeze@voicenet.com>
Forwarded-by: bob dupre <bdupre@ets.org>

Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before
St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.  Unfortunately,
there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them
gets in.

St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to
heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these.  They're the most
perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able
to see them every day for eternity."

St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question.  Diana drops her
skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it
up, and douches with it.  St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in.  Have
a nice day."

Dolly is outraged.  She says, "What was that all about?  I show you two of
God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she
gets in and I don't?!!!"  "Sorry, Dolly, but a royal flush beats any pair."

© 1996 Peter Langston