Fun_People Archive
20 Mar
JsOTD - lawyers & an 80-mile chase

Date: Wed, 20 Mar 96 17:57:45 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD - lawyers & an 80-mile chase



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Date: Wed, 20 Mar 1996 13:05:00 -0500 (EST)
From: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Subject: JsOTD - Bailey/Belli/chase
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From: dfitzpat@interserv.com

In the News: F. Lee Bailey is in the slammer and Melvin Belli has declared
bankruptcy.  Asks Bob Mills, "Isn't this enough evidence to support a
constitutional amendment that there is a God?"

Adds Alan Ray, "A lawyer's presence in the cellblock always has an impact
on the other convicts.  So far, 13 of Bailey's fellow inmates have
requested death row."

In Oklahoma, a driver in a tractor-trailer led police on an 80-mile chase,
smashing into cars along the way.  According to Premiere Morning Sickness,
one police officer explained, "We were just trying to get close enough to
read the 'How Am I Driving?' number on his bumper."

© 1996 Peter Langston