Fun_People Archive
15 Mar
JsOTD - F. Lee, Families, John-John

Date: Fri, 15 Mar 96 19:52:38 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD - F. Lee, Families, John-John

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: dfitzpat@interserv.com

In the news: In an impassioned plea, President Clinton told the nation's
young people not to use drugs.  He cited the drug problems of his brother
Roger: "This is my brother.  This is my brother on drugs.  This is my
brother's CD.  Any questions?"  (Cutler Daily Scoop)

In prison, F. Lee Bailey, will come face to face with some of the world's
most notorious drug dealers, says Hamilton.  "In the '90's it seems like
you're always networking."

Adds Jay Leno, "Imagine!  A year ago, who would have thought OJ Simpson
would be riding around in a car with license plates made by F. Lee Bailey."

Analysis by the American Population Bureau Inc. says the American family is
coming back.  Says Gary Easley, "That's because the children are moving back
home after their divorces."

Next month, Sotheby's will auction off items from Jacqueline Kennedy
Onassis' estate.  Items on sale include family photos, Caroline's rocking
horse and JFK Jr.'s original potty seat, "which is being listed as John-
John's john."  (Premiere Morning Sickness)

© 1996 Peter Langston