Fun_People Archive
13 Mar
21 Books Stan Geisel never wrote...

Date: Wed, 13 Mar 96 23:15:17 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: 21 Books Stan Geisel never wrote...

Forwarded-by: "R. Dunbar Poor" <r@pia.media.mit.edu>
Forwarded-by: Marion Wieting <Marion_Wieting@2nature.org>
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DR. SEUSS' LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS

1.  The Cat in the Blender
2.  Are You My Proctologist?
3.  Fox in Detox
4.  Who Shat in the Hat?
5.  Horton Feels a Ho
6.  The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
7.  How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8.  Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
9.  Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
13. The Bitch Set Me Up
14. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
15. Yentl the Lentil
16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
17. Aunts in My Pants
18. Hop On Mom
19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
21. The Grinch's Ten Inches

© 1996 Peter Langston