Fun_People Archive
23 Feb
WhiteBoardness - 2/23/96

Date: Fri, 23 Feb 96 22:51:04 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: WhiteBoardness - 2/23/96

Excerpted-from: WhiteBoard News for Friday, February 23, 1996

==========

New York, New York:

The crowd of buffoons, some in makeup, were not just clowning around.  They
were singing, dancing, juggling and doing magic tricks in an effort to step
into the size 83-XXX shoes of Larry Harmon.

Harmon, the original Bozo the Clown, auditioned about 50 men and women
Tuesday at the Harley-Davidson Cafe in New York.

Although he already has 75 fill-ins helping him play Bozo on the road, at
malls, in videos and around the world, there's always room for another Bozo.

[I'll bet the turnout was low this year, what with all the competition
 from New Hampshire... -psl]

==========

Fast News Forum:

Jessi Winchester, 54, a former prostitute who quit the profession last year
to compete in the Mrs. Nevada International Pageant, said she'll kick off
her bid for the Nevada District 2 congressional seat Friday.

A billboard in Washington D.C. for a Panasonic laptop computer proclaims,
"The most exciting notebook since Packwood's."

Suspended Fort Worth, Texas, police officer Brian Franklin, serving life in
prison for aggravated sexual assault on a seventh-grade girl, has been fired
from the force.

==========

To subscribe to WhiteBoard News please email:
	joeha@microsoft.com (Joseph Harper)

© 1996 Peter Langston