Fun_People Archive
22 Feb
Information about the JAWA language
Date: Thu, 22 Feb 96 15:29:28 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Information about the JAWA language
["I always had a bad feeling about JAWA; but JAWA Script, that's the language
that helped me make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!" - Ham Solo]
Forwarded-by: Patrick Douglas Crispen <PCRISPE1@UA1VM.UA.EDU>
Sudhanshu Asthana <um4c@rzstud2.rz.uni-karlsruhe.de> wrote:
> Can some one tell me about JAWA in detail. What are the clarifications of
> using JAWA and what are the different advantages of Using this language.
Well. Jawa's are a race indiginous to the desert climates of Tatooine.
They seem to do a fair business in resale of used computer hardware. They
are short, however, and tend to dress like monks (Jesuits), but with yellow
(amber?) glowing eyes. They're language sounds mostly like jabber to me
(not to be confused with Jabba, the ex-Mob boss in that region).
The advantages of using that language can be broken down to several key
points:
1) You'll never have a problem getting a job in a Lucas film.
2) You'll likely be understood by your droid.
3) No one else will understand you.
© 1996 Peter Langston