Fun_People Archive
19 Feb
senior citizen humor - the proper use of thank-you notes

Date: Mon, 19 Feb 96 20:13:24 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: senior citizen humor - the proper use of thank-you notes

Forwarded-by: "Jack D. Doyle" <doylej@PEAK.ORG>
From: gt0466c@prism.gatech.edu (Jennifer Denise Werner)

The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high
school; the letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had
sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.

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Dear Reyer School,
   God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizen's luncheon.  I am 84 years old and live at the county home for
the aged.  All my people are gone.  It's nice to know that someone
thinks of me.  God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
   My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would never
let me listen to it.  The other day her radio fell and broke into a lot
of pieces.  It was awful.  She asked if she could listen to mine, and I
said fuck you.

Sincerely,
Edna Johnston
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© 1996 Peter Langston