Fun_People Archive
10 Feb
Fitting names

Date: Sat, 10 Feb 96 01:42:26 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Fitting names

Forwarded-by: Dan Kubiske <DEKubiske@AOL.COM>
From: the Compuserve J-Forum.

The latest issue of THE ACADEMIC AUTHOR reported this tidbit from the AAR
NEWSLETTER: Boots, the cat owned by Laura Tucker, recording secretary of the
Association of Authors Representatives, recently gave birth to twins. She
named one Royalty Statement because it was very late and much smaller than
expected. She called the second Ungrateful Author because it bites the hand
that feeds it.

© 1996 Peter Langston