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8 Feb
House for Rent - 1979

Date: Thu, 8 Feb 96 04:48:50 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: House for Rent - 1979

Forwarded-by: Jascha Franklin-Hodge <JoeShmoe@Misty.com>

This showed up as a true real estate rental add  (1979) :

              2 BDRM.  house: with   fireplace,
              garage. work  shop  &  large yard.
              $200 per  month.   No children, no
              pets, no smokers, no  drinkers, no
              drugs, no gays, & no freethinkers;
              no  Buddhists,  no  Baptists,   no
              Moonies, no Junies, no Communists
              sympathizers,  room  deodorizers,
              nor tranquilizers;  no creeps,  no
              punks,  no  fools,  no losers,  no
              onions & hold the  mayo.  In  fact,
              never  mind...I'm going to sell the
              property & move to Denver or India
              or some place.  ( And no musicians.)
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