Fun_People Archive
6 Feb
Filk found on the Net...

Date: Tue, 6 Feb 96 19:13:53 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Filk found on the Net...

[If it's not obvious what the melody for this should be, ... well, ...
 you're too damn young, I guess!  -psl]

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: Chris Torek <torek@BSDI.COM>

(C) 1996 rab@skypoint.com (Rich Brown)

If I were a spammer -
I'd clamor in the Newsgroups,
I'd yammer in your e-mail,
Incessantly

I'd spam about GREEN CARDS
I'd spam about PHONE SEX
I'd spam about VET BILLS FOR MY LITTLE KITTY 'LUCKY'
'Cause I'd want more - money for me

If I were a zealot -
I'd yell it to the Usenet,
I'd sell it in my Web page,
Persistently

I'd tell about THETANS
I'd tell about ARYANS
I'd tell about HOW I HATE THE HEATHENS AND THE PERVERTS
'Cause I'd want  more - power for me

Well I'm not a spammer
And I'm no zealot
But I'll defend them
Reluctantly

If my choice is THOSE GUYS
Or Exon's 'DECENCY'
I'm stickin' with the NET THAT HAS THE SPAMMERS AND THE ZEALOTS
'Cause I want more - freedom for me.

© 1996 Peter Langston