Fun_People Archive
6 Feb
Like a Box of chocolates?

Date: Tue, 6 Feb 96 03:32:52 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Like a Box of chocolates?

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)

FORREST in EVERYONE'S LIFE

Forrest Gump		Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer		People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Simpson		Mmmmm, chocolate
Forrest the Hun		Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons		Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera		People who like Chocolate... Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Jackson		Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Hefner		Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Shakespeare	Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question
Forrest Of Borg		All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley		Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen		I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine	I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura		Chocolates... Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper		People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner		What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones		Dammit jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock		Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty		The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Christ		Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate
Forrest Rooney		Why is it, that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Butler		Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara		Tommorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee		Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton		I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson	I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo		Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Pig		Life is a box of chok-choa-che... candy
Forrest Marx		That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've
			    ever seen....
Forrest Nicholson	You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
Forrest Copperfield	Poof, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest X		We didn't land in the box of chocolate
			    The box of chocolate landed on us!
Forrest Hitler		White Chocolates only!
Forrest the Frog	Someday we'll find it,
			    The chocolate connections
			    The plain ones,
			    The cream filled... and me...
Forrest Eastwood	I know what you're thinking...
			    Did he eat five chocolates, or did he eat six
			    Well let me ask you...
			    Do you feel hungry PUNK?  Well... DO YOU?
Forrest Barney		I'm cream filled, your with nuts.
			    We're a box of chocoluts
Forrest Adam and Eve	ADAM=Chocolates are forbidden
			    EVE=Just eat one....
Forrest Moses		I command the chocolates to seperate!
Forrest Noah		2 creams, 2 nuts, 2 coconuts, 2 peanut butter
Forrest Ali		I am the chocolate boxer!
Forrest on phonics	Lief es lyk a boks uv chakolets
Forrest PsychicLine	Yes, I knew you were a chocolate
Forrest 900-line	Oooooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?
Forrest DatingGame	Bachelor number two...
			    if I was a piece of chocolate...
			    what would you fill me with?
Forrest Alimony		The Box is mine!
Forrest Adultry		You just can't have just one chocolate.
The Forrest plague	Ewww... these Chocolates are bad
Chief Justice Forrest Thomas
			I never touched her milk-duds!
Forrest Andrews		The Hills are alive... like a box of chocolates
Forrest Allen		Chocolate, huroof...
Forrest Costello	Who's eating chocolate?
Forrest Abbott		No, who is not eating chocolate
Forrest Vader		Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda		There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate...
Forrest Magder		My knife named Mike that talks has mock ovaries
Forrest Taurins		Where's my box of chocolates?	Wah.
Forrest Gladman		My chocolates are better, so stop sending me
			    your boxes of chocolates.
Forrest Marfleet	I don't get any chocolates.
Forrest Jared		I find your box of chocolates way too overwhelming
Forrest Lisa		I used to be into milk chocolates, but now I'm
			    into dark chocolates

© 1996 Peter Langston