Fun_People Archive
29 Jan
A Day in the Melting Pot...

Date: Mon, 29 Jan 96 17:43:45 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: A Day in the Melting Pot...

Forwarded-by: Jack D. Doyle <doylej@PEAK.ORG>
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    A bus stops in New York's Greenwich Village and two old Italian men get  
on.  They seat themselves, and engage in an animated conversation.  Although  
the prim lady sitting behind them strives to ignore their conversation, her  
attention is suddenly riveted when she overhears one of the men say;
	"Emma come first.  Den I come.  Two asses, they come together.
	I come again.  Two asses, they come together again.  I come
	again and pee twice.  Then I come once-a-more."
At this point the lady lets out a shriek, "Why, you foul-mouthed swine!" she  
blurts indignantly, "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in  
public!"  "Hey, coola down lady," says the surprised man, "Imma justa tella my  
friend howa you spell Mississippi."

© 1996 Peter Langston