Fun_People Archive
18 Jan
Is Hockey Better Than Sex?

Date: Thu, 18 Jan 96 13:58:56 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Is Hockey Better Than Sex?

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)


         TOP TEN REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX

10.  It's legal to play hockey professionally.
 9.  The puck is always hard.
 8.  Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.
 7.  It lasts a full hour.
 6.  You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
 5.  Your parents cheer when you score.
 4.  Periods only last 20 minutes.
 3.  You can count on it at least twice a week.
 2.  You can tell your friends all about it afterwards.

And, the number one reason hockey is better than sex...

 1.  A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

© 1996 Peter Langston