Fun_People Archive
17 Jan
! ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ! - [spoiler] - secret revealed

Date: Wed, 17 Jan 96 16:27:51 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: ! ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ! - [spoiler] - secret revealed

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: arminius@nature.Berkeley.EDU
[forwarded for the comment at the end! -cal]

In article: <4ckcim$3lm@news.esslink.com>  H.W. LABS writes:
> Newsgroups:
alt.sex.swingers,alt.sex,alt.sex.brothels,alt.sex.erotica.marketplace,alt.sex
.masturbation,alt.sex.movies,alt.sex.orgy,alt.sex.pictures,alt.sex.pictures.f
emale,alt.sex.pictures.male,
> Subject: !ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
...
> DOUBLE THE WIDTH OF YOUR PENIS, ADD UP TO 3" IN LENGTH.
> Yes now you can feel more like a man.  Satisfy your partners sexual desires.
> Feel more confident in the locker room.  A survey was done of women to see
> if they prefer a bigger penis as opposed to a smaller one.  Over 90% chose a
> bigger thicker penis over the average penis size.  Yes Bigger is better!
>
> This system is garrenteed to increase the size of your penis or your money
> is gladly refunded.  You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.
>
> Send $14.95 + $2.00 shipping and handling to:
...
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Groan....how sad. Does anyone really believe this kind of stuff. Like what do
they do - tie a brick to it?

© 1996 Peter Langston