Fun_People Archive
16 Jan
Comebacks I Wish I Had Thought Up...

Date: Tue, 16 Jan 96 17:17:22 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Comebacks I Wish I Had Thought Up...

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: hitz@netapp.com (Dave Hitz)
From: "Robert J. Warren" <Padre@surfsup.net>

    I was sitting on the subway and across from me there was
this kid with orange hair with green stripes, tattoos and an
earring thrust through one nostril.  He saw me looking at him
and glared back.
    "What's wrong, old man?" he asked angrily  "You never do
anything stupid when you were young?"
    "Yes," I said, "I screwed a parakeet once.  I was just
wondering if you might be my son."

© 1996 Peter Langston