Fun_People Archive
11 Jan
Seasonal Humor

Date: Thu, 11 Jan 96 00:25:22 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Seasonal Humor

[I'm learning to be modern & up-to-date.  Once Halloween is over you start  
pushing Christmas, so I guess, now that Christmas is over...  -psl]

From: "Jack D. Doyle" <doylej@PEAK.ORG>
From: kirkish@newkla.kla.com (Steve Kirkish)

True Story.  Last Halloween, my wife was handling candy duty when a trio of
children, costumed as a witch, a pumpkin, and a princess, arrived at the
door.  She had spent some time arranging the lollipops, candy bars and other
sweets in a metal bowl and was quite proud of the results.  The three
children said "Trick or Treat!", and as she presented the bowl, they were
clearly impressed.

"Whooooaaaaa!", they marveled in unison.

My wife beamed, offering each child two pieces of candy.  As the children
were walking away from the door, my wife overheard one of them saying,
"See?  They really go for that "Whoa" thing!"

© 1996 Peter Langston