Fun_People Archive
5 Jan
WhiteBoardness 12/27/95

Date: Fri, 5 Jan 96 15:43:16 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: WhiteBoardness 12/27/95

Excerpted-from: WhiteBoard News for December 27, 1995


Police in New York City arrested Paul Keller accusing him of being the
Snacking Bandit who had been breaking into homes in Queens, stealing cash
and valuables, then raiding the fridge before he left.

The Bandit was described by a witness in April as weighing 170 pounds; by
a witness in May, 175 pounds; and by a witness in June, 180 pounds.
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Emily, the cow that jumped a fence and fled into the woods to escape the
slaughterhouse six weeks ago, has been caught.  A family in Sherborn,
Massachusetts, will keep her on a small farm.

© 1996 Peter Langston