1996
Fun_People articles from 1996 in chronological order
2 Jan -:- Grandpa's Christmas Fruitcake Recipe
2 Jan -:- Love and Sex for Virgins
2 Jan -:- Weirdness [409] - 8Dec95
2 Jan -:- Words To Live By...
2 Jan -:- Internet Scams & How to Spot Them!! Send $10.00
2 Jan -:- Compuserve focuses attention on porn
3 Jan -:- The Elvis Diet
3 Jan -:- The U.S. Takes Action on the International Scene
3 Jan -:- Battle Ground -- Local Town Makes Good!
3 Jan -:- Quote of the day - economic predictions
3 Jan -:- A Christmas Tale
3 Jan -:- JOTD - A very bad cough
3 Jan -:- QOTD - Madonna & ecstatic pathos
4 Jan -:- Germans & Compuserve Play Hot Potato - & - Best Stressed Puns of 1995
4 Jan -:- Octothorpe
4 Jan -:- Re: Words To Live By... (or not)
4 Jan -:- JsOTD - Jay Leno on 1/3/96
4 Jan -:- BONG Bull Bits No. 354!
4 Jan -:- Re: Octothorpe
4 Jan -:- The old Peace Corps test lives again (and again)
5 Jan -:- Writing Exercise
5 Jan -:- WhiteBoardness 12/27/95
5 Jan -:- Wind95
5 Jan -:- Don't look now, but...
5 Jan -:- Assault pens
5 Jan -:- QOTD - What color did you say F sharp major was?
6 Jan -:- WhiteBoardness 1/5/96
6 Jan -:- LPOTD (license plate...)
9 Jan -:- QOTD - Douglas Fetherling
9 Jan -:- Gods of the Copy Book Headings
9 Jan -:- Courtesy Titles
9 Jan -:- WhiteBoardness 1/8/96
9 Jan -:- Weirdness [411] - 22Dec95
9 Jan -:- No doubt it was carefully rehearsed.
9 Jan -:- ISO 5128, standard for "Representation of human sexes"
9 Jan -:- uniquely among networks, AOL encourages the reading of books... (long
11 Jan -:- Seasonal Humor
11 Jan -:- QOTD - Dom Helder Camara
11 Jan -:- Typos we have known
11 Jan -:- Jeff Cohen on Crossfire
11 Jan -:- QOTD - 1/11/96 Scott Adams
11 Jan -:- QsOTD - White & Byrne
11 Jan -:- East Coast Blizzard Inspires Comics
11 Jan -:- Colour Art & Science
11 Jan -:- Dolls "R" Us
11 Jan -:- Barbies We'd Like To See
11 Jan -:- Immigration Pays - Andy Grove, in WSJ
11 Jan -:- Phil Zimmerman PGP investigation dropped!!!
12 Jan -:- A palindrome or two...
12 Jan -:- Windows security?
12 Jan -:- A Newspaper for the Web
12 Jan -:- Save the Puppets
12 Jan -:- Re: Colour Art & Science
12 Jan -:- JOTD - The Great Gonzo
12 Jan -:- What are more interesting, word palindromes or DNA palindromes?
12 Jan -:- Sig O' The Day - Sage advice
14 Jan -:- QOTD - King, 1/14/96
14 Jan -:- Update: Cohen on Crossfire
15 Jan -:- JOTD - Love and Its Many Forms
16 Jan -:- NOVA upcoming
16 Jan -:- Web syntax, explained for all
16 Jan -:- Comebacks I Wish I Had Thought Up...
16 Jan -:- Sounds like it might work...
16 Jan -:- Beyond the Beltway 1995
16 Jan -:- Quite A Team...
16 Jan -:- Texas Secession
17 Jan -:- Yale update.
17 Jan -:- ! ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ! - [spoiler] - secret revealed
17 Jan -:- Re: A tax on both your houses! (was: Comes the Revolution)
17 Jan -:- SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE --- A TRAVESTY OF SCIENCE
18 Jan -:- QOTD - William Burroughs
18 Jan -:- Is Hockey Better Than Sex?
18 Jan -:- American Vocabulary Update
18 Jan -:- JOTD - relationships are so difficult...
18 Jan -:- OBLIQUE PERSPECTIVE - High-tech Garages
19 Jan -:- women and ethics
19 Jan -:- JJOTD - The Paparazzi Side of Journalism
19 Jan -:- Did they try playing it backwards?
19 Jan -:- Cosmology Quotes
19 Jan -:- News story (from that liberal American press) - joke
20 Jan -:- Walking In A Winter Wonderland
20 Jan -:- A Guide to Effective Scientific Communication
21 Jan -:- U. Utah Phillips
22 Jan -:- Spindler Calls In Air Strike...
22 Jan -:- Historical Continuity
22 Jan -:- It's the beginning of the end...
22 Jan -:- QOTD - Hemp
22 Jan -:- Cute, but no thanks...
22 Jan -:- QOTD - the Pilgrims
23 Jan -:- Weirdness [413] - 5Jan96
23 Jan -:- Fun on the Slopes
24 Jan -:- The Good Old Days at Stapleton
24 Jan -:- Life in Manhattan
24 Jan -:- The joy of lip reading
24 Jan -:- Powerful?
24 Jan -:- This couldn't happen in America... could it?
25 Jan -:- SPJ Press Notes 1/25 (Geimann)
25 Jan -:- Growth - a means or an end?
25 Jan -:- Science has an answer for everything
25 Jan -:- A Few Fun Facts from the Upper Left Corner
26 Jan -:- For Animal Lovers Who Can't Read...
27 Jan -:- QOTD - Groucho makes it perfectly clear:
27 Jan -:- Re: This couldn't happen in America... could it?
29 Jan -:- Art World Luminaries Join Street Artists In Federal Lawsuit
29 Jan -:- Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office
29 Jan -:- A Day in the Melting Pot...
29 Jan -:- If Microsoft built cars ...
30 Jan -:- Making Toasters - Rate Your Techno-savvy
30 Jan -:- beer in space? (fwd)
30 Jan -:- Weirdness [414] - 12Jan96
30 Jan -:- Lotus blinks, ships escrowed encryption
30 Jan -:- Sign-on: Demand sunshine on telecom bill!
31 Jan -:- A Handbook of Social Stereotypes
31 Jan -:- QOTD - Woman without her man is a savage!
31 Jan -:- One Person's War on Junk Mail
1 Feb -:- Dirty Joke O' The Day
1 Feb -:- Al Franken & Rush Limbaugh
1 Feb -:- BONG Bull Bits No. 358!
1 Feb -:- Re: Conspiracy Nation Vol. 6 No. 41
1 Feb -:- We should be so lucky...
1 Feb -:- The House has passed the Telecom Reform bill.
1 Feb -:- Re: recent Fun_Postings re punctuation
1 Feb -:- QOTD - "Straight Dope" Adams, 2/1/96
1 Feb -:- A Way To Increase Your Site's Traffic
2 Feb -:- Medical Records
2 Feb -:- Re: The House has passed the Telecom Reform bill.
2 Feb -:- Re: Al Franken & Rush Limbaugh
4 Feb -:- Telco & Crossfire
4 Feb -:- God - Out of the mouths of dancers...
6 Feb -:- Just HOW cold is it? An Annotated Thermometer
6 Feb -:- What's the "innovation ring," you ask?
6 Feb -:- Like a Box of chocolates?
6 Feb -:- The importance of correct punctuation...
6 Feb -:- Telecom bill outlaws Supreme Court decisions?
6 Feb -:- Telecom bill - The first of two minor things you can do...
6 Feb -:- Preston Sturges' mom on banjos
6 Feb -:- Telecom bill - The second of two minor things you can do...
6 Feb -:- HTML O' The Day -- 2/6/96
6 Feb -:- thought for today, 2/6/96
6 Feb -:- Filk found on the Net...
8 Feb -:- A commentary on recent events.
8 Feb -:- CWD--We're Not in Kansas Anymore
8 Feb -:- Democracy Hosed by Telecom Dildo: Mass-Mediated Mutilation
8 Feb -:- LRRH-humor
8 Feb -:- Re: Just HOW cold is it? An Annotated Thermometer
8 Feb -:- An open letter to the executive branch...
8 Feb -:- OFFICIAL NOTICE from the Department of the Treasury, B of A T & F
8 Feb -:- Signing Ceremony for the Telecommunications Reform Act of 1996
8 Feb -:- "Habitual" and the legal fine points
8 Feb -:- House for Rent - 1979
8 Feb -:- JsOTD - uniforms, mud, light, & Nixon - 2/8/96
8 Feb -:- A new tactic to combat net censorship.
8 Feb -:- 1995 P.U.-litzer prizes
8 Feb -:- An Apology
9 Feb -:- 1995, the Net in Review...
9 Feb -:- But that's how we used to do it...
10 Feb -:- Fitting names
10 Feb -:- Weirdness [416] - 26Jan96
10 Feb -:- Telecom and "Abortion" - an admission and a promise?
10 Feb -:- .SOTD (.sig of the day) - s,p,f,c,c,m,t
10 Feb -:- How many ... That many!?
10 Feb -:- W.F. Buckley joins Glasser to DEFEND cybersmut
11 Feb -:- Old Correspondence from Our Film Critic in Paris
12 Feb -:- The Amazing Randi on the Toronto Star, American Journal, and Quadro
12 Feb -:- IBM computer beats chess champ Kasparov
12 Feb -:- Stupid Prosecution Tricks - Impostor As Witness
12 Feb -:- ... Another $200K?
12 Feb -:- Microsoft beats Netscape in the race for non-conformance!
12 Feb -:- A Cyberspace Independence Declaration
12 Feb -:- How Many Pieces of Silver?
13 Feb -:- Re: IBM computer beats chess champ Kasparov
13 Feb -:- Excerpt from Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot
13 Feb -:- Travel plans.
13 Feb -:- An up-to-date understanding of religion.
14 Feb -:- Fwd: Travel plans.
15 Feb -:- Be Careful What You Wish For...
15 Feb -:- The Rewrite Man
15 Feb -:- New California bill ``Unauthorized electronic use of trademark''
15 Feb -:- The Help Desk gets physical
16 Feb -:- Broad humor from the very early days
16 Feb -:- Weirdness [417] - Stupid, criminal tricks
16 Feb -:- JsOTD - Gramm/Buchanan/Thurmond/Capriati
16 Feb -:- New horizons in interstellar travel
16 Feb -:- It's that time again!
16 Feb -:- AOL users show prowess in an unfair comparison
16 Feb -:- A Favorite Piece of Blasphemy from Maledicta
16 Feb -:- JsOTD - Letterman, Mills, Cutler
16 Feb -:- Re: travel questions
19 Feb -:- senior citizen humor - the proper use of thank-you notes
19 Feb -:- COMMERCIAL: Learn to Play the Harmonica with Ray Steelman
19 Feb -:- The Quadro Affair - A really "new" sort of "science."
20 Feb -:- Imagemakers go to work on a body part...
20 Feb -:- Happy New Year!
20 Feb -:- WhiteBoardness - 2/19/96
20 Feb -:- College Student Light Bulb Jokes
20 Feb -:- Sonny Bono does it again
20 Feb -:- ADVERTISEMENT: America Offline
20 Feb -:- NW Kultur Kalendur - Spam Art: Creations from a Can
20 Feb -:- .SOTD - Therapy?
20 Feb -:- Things you can do with...
20 Feb -:- Re: First they came...
20 Feb -:- Re: ADVERTISEMENT: America Offline
20 Feb -:- You want fries with that?
21 Feb -:- Which Berlin?
21 Feb -:- Christian Nudists Not Ashamed
21 Feb -:- Re: Which Berlin?
22 Feb -:- WhiteBoardness - 2/21/96
22 Feb -:- A Leap Day Project
22 Feb -:- Re: A Leap Day Project
22 Feb -:- JsOTD - comedians comment on politics, 2/22/96
22 Feb -:- Information about the JAWA language
22 Feb -:- Big Blue Threw the match?
22 Feb -:- also Re: Which Berlin?
22 Feb -:- White House Accidentally Blocked by Surfwatch
22 Feb -:- Re: Re: A Leap Day Project
22 Feb -:- Whole Wheat Grey Cells?
22 Feb -:- Chess tragedy points to Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis
22 Feb -:- QOTD - Success, 2/22/96
22 Feb -:- More Letters Of Recommendations For (Ex) Employees
22 Feb -:- Reasoning
22 Feb -:- Re: College Student Light Bulb Jokes
23 Feb -:- The MircoSoft Hate Page
23 Feb -:- CJOTD (Celtic Joke O' The Day)
23 Feb -:- F-16 Bumper Stickers
23 Feb -:- NBC's Deadly Web
23 Feb -:- Falwelling Tracey
23 Feb -:- Washington proposes a tax on Internet Service Providers?
23 Feb -:- SQOTD (Sarcastic Quote ...) - Jonathan W Hendry
23 Feb -:- Lies on the Landscape--Examples Sought
23 Feb -:- Rollerblade Barbie
23 Feb -:- Weirdness [418] - 9Feb96
23 Feb -:- WhiteBoardness - 2/23/96
23 Feb -:- Reef Madness
24 Feb -:- Sportswear, Generalization, and the Gynecologist
24 Feb -:- Bishop Buchanan's Autos-da-fe
24 Feb -:- World Record Plane Crash
26 Feb -:- Apple: Not quite dead yet
26 Feb -:- Political/social test
26 Feb -:- So, just what are they implying?
26 Feb -:- Distinctly Canadian
27 Feb -:- QsOTD - Buchanan's Bigotry
27 Feb -:- QOTD - Murdoch, 2/27/96
28 Feb -:- An uncommon fascination with trees (or misspelled sheep)
28 Feb -:- 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet
28 Feb -:- Updated `Prayer for Serenity'
28 Feb -:- Re: Doing your part.
28 Feb -:- Tail Wind . . . (was not Re: Doing your part)
28 Feb -:- CDA lawsuit to protect online "speech" -- Wanna be a plaintiff?
28 Feb -:- MAILBOMBER being smart?... but it still speaks terrible english.
28 Feb -:- The World's Easiest Questions
29 Feb -:- WhiteBoardness - 2/28/96
29 Feb -:- Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 362!
29 Feb -:- The Scientist and the Poet
29 Feb -:- Nevers
29 Feb -:- Choke on it.
1 Mar -:- You can't be doing that!
1 Mar -:- Poets on AOL
1 Mar -:- Weirdness [419] - 16Feb96
1 Mar -:- Buchanan and Father Coughlin
1 Mar -:- Limericks about limericks
1 Mar -:- Check it out -- presidential campaign parodies!
1 Mar -:- English--Lesson 1 (fwd)
2 Mar -:- The rec.music.white-power controversy
2 Mar -:- bukkk-canon rides again
2 Mar -:- With the help of a more powerful computer and more research...
2 Mar -:- HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS
2 Mar -:- FYI - Third party/new labor party
4 Mar -:- At a recent Process Improvement Team (PIT) meeting...
4 Mar -:- Euro-condoms take unity to new lengths
4 Mar -:- They'd look perfect flanking my Mr. Spock plate.
4 Mar -:- Charlie Finley Remembered
4 Mar -:- Chemistry is beautiful!
4 Mar -:- Japan plays the name game...
4 Mar -:- Not-So Common C Declarations
5 Mar -:- Cat Believes Humans Can Be Trained
5 Mar -:- WhiteBoardness - 3/4/96
5 Mar -:- CIA & NSA run remailers
5 Mar -:- RealAroma & ATML
5 Mar -:- Re: Check it out -- presidential campaign pages!
5 Mar -:- Legitimate Political Info on the World Wide Web
5 Mar -:- Dogbert's view of the candidates
5 Mar -:- Trombonist Kills Musician (I hate when that happens!)
7 Mar -:- Runaway satellite viewing opportunity
7 Mar -:- High mail volumes at whitehouse.gov
7 Mar -:- MEDIA TODAY: Polling
7 Mar -:- Quote of the day - Heinrich Heine
7 Mar -:- EPIC Analysis of Crypto Bil
7 Mar -:- The Music Scene - "We had a 21 water balloon salute"...
7 Mar -:- 1996 E-mail Tax Form...
7 Mar -:- SWOTD - Southern Words of the Day
7 Mar -:- Deus ex machinations
7 Mar -:- Two wildly unrelated quotes -- de Gaulle & Coca-Cola
8 Mar -:- Class assignment
8 Mar -:- JOTD - Filial Success
9 Mar -:- I hear She works in wondrous ways...
10 Mar -:- This old mainframe...
11 Mar -:- QOTD - Pornography
11 Mar -:- QOTD - Misquotes?
12 Mar -:- WhiteBoardness - 3/11/96
12 Mar -:- GSQOTD - (Grad school Quote...)
12 Mar -:- "Inspiration, Please!"
12 Mar -:- Homer's Beer Song
12 Mar -:- The Persistence of Aliens
12 Mar -:- .SOTD - .Sig Of 3/12/96
12 Mar -:- Drugs & Pornography, Re: QOTD - Pornography
13 Mar -:- 21 Books Stan Geisel never wrote...
14 Mar -:- FWD:A Parable for Our Times
14 Mar -:- Astronomy & Cosmology Made..., er, ... Interesting
14 Mar -:- WhiteBoardness - 3/13/96
14 Mar -:- JOTD - crooked
14 Mar -:- At the gym
14 Mar -:- Re: JOTD - crooked
15 Mar -:- A Creepy Story
15 Mar -:- Weirdness [421] - 1Mar96
15 Mar -:- Go Wal-Mart!
15 Mar -:- They Say Opposites Attract...
15 Mar -:- Bad News: More Jobs
15 Mar -:- Her third, and last, marriage...
15 Mar -:- JsOTD - F. Lee, Families, John-John
16 Mar -:- Skeletons
17 Mar -:- The Nation Digital Edition: Premiering 3/18/96
18 Mar -:- On A Roll, Inc.
18 Mar -:- Netscape 2.0 JavaScript security flaws
18 Mar -:- It's a sad day in Dallas...
18 Mar -:- Burning for each other?
18 Mar -:- Solo mio, vendro unscrupuloso, custombres sansaclu.
18 Mar -:- The anti-affirmative action crowd and the cookiejar
19 Mar -:- Today'S Truth-Is-Stranger-Than-Fiction Department - Jenei
19 Mar -:- WhiteBoardness - 3/18/96 - nuts, nuts, & travel
19 Mar -:- Heathrow Hijinks
19 Mar -:- The sudden silence...
20 Mar -:- Was 1830 a Particularly Rough year?
20 Mar -:- Pentium Pro Chipset Fault May Reduce I/O Traffic by 90 Percent
20 Mar -:- Disney's Racist Host
20 Mar -:- This is a WEIRD one (but convincing as all hell)
20 Mar -:- A Cow's Eye View of Political Philosophy
20 Mar -:- Do you feel smarter?
20 Mar -:- Justifying general protection faults.
20 Mar -:- Netscape builds in telephony.
20 Mar -:- NASA humor - Un-Tethered
20 Mar -:- art unfettered by outmoded notions of "practicality" or "purpose."
20 Mar -:- JsOTD - lawyers & an 80-mile chase
20 Mar -:- A little tasteless humor (so what's new?)
20 Mar -:- Jenei takes the Post Office Test
21 Mar -:- Chrissie Hynde's Advice to Chick Rockers
21 Mar -:- JsOTD - Wonderful Terrific Monds & Bob Dole
21 Mar -:- Creating a Best-Seller
21 Mar -:- Monotypes - U.S. woman aloft means cleaner Mir station
21 Mar -:- Watch your language! (Once more around the block, please)
22 Mar -:- End of an era... (in a couple of years)
22 Mar -:- WhiteBoardness - 3/20/96
22 Mar -:- The Hyde Factor
22 Mar -:- America's Lost Innocence - Sponsored By . . .
22 Mar -:- LPOTD - (Lunchbox Pr... hmmm, maybe I shouldn't tell you yet)
22 Mar -:- ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
22 Mar -:- How do you describe the Internet? Here's one way...
22 Mar -:- The BOFH - Genesis
25 Mar -:- Land of the Rising Spam
25 Mar -:- An Item About Censorship & the V-barcode
25 Mar -:- The Complete Runner's Guide
26 Mar -:- QOTD - Gates
26 Mar -:- JOTD - Chris, Sara, and Tony
26 Mar -:- Hacker Tarot cards.
26 Mar -:- Laugh Of The Day - Tue, Mar 26 1996
26 Mar -:- JsOTD - Dole Fever & Bill on Video
26 Mar -:- How to Form Your Very Own Silicon Valley Startup
26 Mar -:- Quote of the day - 3/26/96 - Saki
26 Mar -:- Seattle and the Reverse Hustle
26 Mar -:- UNIX for the PC
26 Mar -:- Re: Land of the Rising Spam
26 Mar -:- It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore...
26 Mar -:- Worst Analogy Winners
27 Mar -:- Thought for today, 3/26/96 - Stevenson
27 Mar -:- How can I explain the depth of my Sanrio religious revelations?
27 Mar -:- Re: Seattle and the Reverse Hustle
27 Mar -:- Bill Gates - The Cosmo Nerd
27 Mar -:- Prizewinning Park - What's not to like?
27 Mar -:- How'd you spell that again?
27 Mar -:- Instant Karma of Unprecedented Magnitude, Verging on Urban Legendry
27 Mar -:- Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency out of Women Employees
28 Mar -:- Pat Buchanan quickies
28 Mar -:- B.O.F.H. #7 & #8
28 Mar -:- Very Early Customer Support Request...
28 Mar -:- JsOTD - Kato, Girl 6, Dole, Seahawks
28 Mar -:- Re: How'd you spell that again?
28 Mar -:- WhiteBoardness - 3/27/96 - C.O.L. Index
28 Mar -:- (MAD?) COW JOKES
28 Mar -:- QOTD - Bradbury, 7/20/69
28 Mar -:- Francaise ou Folle?
28 Mar -:- Re: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore...
28 Mar -:- Comics' JsOTD - 3/28/96
28 Mar -:- Internet stock trading poised to change the securities landscape
28 Mar -:- Bits of Bull No. 366! - 3/28/96
28 Mar -:- Comics' JsOTD - 3/27/96
29 Mar -:- QOTD - McWhorter
29 Mar -:- Top 10 Reasons Don Imus Won't Be Invited Back
29 Mar -:- Deception in the name of Christ! [report from Buchanan supporters]
29 Mar -:- The B.O.F.H. #9 - #11
29 Mar -:- Mr. Virtue Gets Dissed
29 Mar -:- More on Mad Cow Disease..
29 Mar -:- Prince Charles on the loss of meaning
29 Mar -:- A different kind of denial of service Mac Attack.
29 Mar -:- Pat Buchanan
30 Mar -:- Dennis Miller on life...
30 Mar -:- Beethoven's Ninth (and the Basses)
30 Mar -:- The BOFH #12 & #13
31 Mar -:- Weirdness [422] - 8Mar96
1 Apr -:- A disturbing development....
1 Apr -:- Even Young Companies Can Have Little Tinhorn Dictators
1 Apr -:- Load Floating-point Single-precision indeXed with Update
1 Apr -:- Science class redux
1 Apr -:- Oops! -- erratum (Re: QOTD - McWhorter)
1 Apr -:- Skunk Works excerpts
1 Apr -:- WhiteBoardness - 4/1/96
1 Apr -:- Shoptalk, Tuesday April 2, 1996
2 Apr -:- Recent Scholarship in the field...
2 Apr -:- Quote of the day - The Story of Alwilda
2 Apr -:- Method or Madness?
2 Apr -:- Compare & contrast: Java & JavaScript
2 Apr -:- The BSMFH #1 & #2
2 Apr -:- Typical Male Abuse of Power?
2 Apr -:- JsOTD - Nixon, Kaelin, & the NRA
2 Apr -:- Emo Phillips, A 90's Philosopher?
2 Apr -:- Point & click; User friendly, too?
2 Apr -:- The PaperOS
3 Apr -:- Billionaire gives away fortune!
3 Apr -:- End-to-end philosophy endangered
3 Apr -:- Quote of the Day - North
3 Apr -:- 73 Bits of Cyber Jargon
3 Apr -:- The BOFH Rides Again - BOFH #14 & #15
4 Apr -:- WhiteBoardness - 4/3/96
4 Apr -:- Mac hacker attackers are slackers!
4 Apr -:- Should I worry?
4 Apr -:- Psychic Telephone Services Technical Question
4 Apr -:- You might be a Republican if...
4 Apr -:- Good engineering thoughts: need a good vacuum cleaner? try a Fantom
4 Apr -:- A story of creation and the flood.
4 Apr -:- Still Hope For Unabom Suspect
5 Apr -:- uncons=schroeder=utional
5 Apr -:- The Four Questions
5 Apr -:- The Time-Study Man and the Peace Corps
5 Apr -:- QOTD - Abbey
5 Apr -:- The BOFB #1
5 Apr -:- tdf.c -- Telecom Decency Filter
6 Apr -:- JsOTD - 4/8/96 - Hamilton, Pearlstein, Ryan, Church, & Kaseberg
6 Apr -:- Weirdness [423] - 15Mar96
8 Apr -:- QOTD - Modern Man.
8 Apr -:- Text editor survey (usenet)
8 Apr -:- What about 9 or 10?
8 Apr -:- A Speculative Essay on the Codpiece
8 Apr -:- Apple's Version of "For A Good Time, Call ..."
8 Apr -:- ... Like Pilgrims, Often Taking Illegal Drugs.
10 Apr -:- Top Ten Computer Industry Delusions
11 Apr -:- One line summary of Java security talk
11 Apr -:- The LAST BOFH... part I
11 Apr -:- Republicans
11 Apr -:- Weird: How'd They Do That?
11 Apr -:- First amendment music
11 Apr -:- the Dead Skunk in the Road Policy
11 Apr -:- QOTD - Gopnik
11 Apr -:- Poets: ``No Thanks'' to Internet
11 Apr -:- JsOTD -- 4/11/96 -- ShopTalk
11 Apr -:- Garrison What's his name?
11 Apr -:- FWD: Helpful tips
11 Apr -:- May's gonna be a GREAT month!
11 Apr -:- Top 8 reasons to go to Harvard
11 Apr -:- YJOTD (Yuppie Joke)
11 Apr -:- What I learned in college
12 Apr -:- The Comics du Jour - 4/12/96
12 Apr -:- Weirdness [424] - 22Mar96
12 Apr -:- The LAST BOFH... part II
12 Apr -:- Oh, those wacky british...
12 Apr -:- NETSCAPE VS. MICROSOFT
12 Apr -:- AOL is (1/3 of) the Web traffic
12 Apr -:- WhiteBoardness - 4/12/96
14 Apr -:- .SFMQOTD - Crispen
15 Apr -:- Albin or Albyn or ...-- What's in a name?
15 Apr -:- JsOTD - Katzenberg, Mitsubishi, Passaic, ...
15 Apr -:- AOL.COM took the *WHAT* out of "Country?"
15 Apr -:- Five Star Trek Top 10s
15 Apr -:- Digest Re: ISDN psychic telephone services
15 Apr -:- What about whiskey and wild, wild women?
15 Apr -:- TTsOTD (Tax Tips O' The Day)
15 Apr -:- Re:WhiteBoardness - 4/12/96
15 Apr -:- JsOTD - 4/16/96 -
15 Apr -:- Fear of Freedom: The Backlash Against Free Speech on the 'Net
16 Apr -:- Thank you for calling the Starship Enterprise
16 Apr -:- Incident at a Roadside Cafe
16 Apr -:- Bottler delivers a buzz
16 Apr -:- La Chanson Francais
16 Apr -:- A tip for laptop-travelers...
16 Apr -:- ABC links Earth First! & Unabomb suspect [?]
16 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - April 17, 1996
17 Apr -:- Why the Democrats Lost in November 1994
17 Apr -:- Hanky-panky in History of Hokey Pokey - Ethnomusicology At Work
17 Apr -:- CWD-Pool Cool
17 Apr -:- Incident at an Airport
17 Apr -:- clueless@c2.org - The clueless mailing list
17 Apr -:- Dubious Acheivement Awards -- British Division
17 Apr -:- Sonnet for Nothing
17 Apr -:- Virus AlerT!
18 Apr -:- The Ultimate Mac vs. Windows Challenge
18 Apr -:- Judge says software = speech
18 Apr -:- The Amazing Randi Report - Qi Gong, again.
18 Apr -:- Eine Kleine Net Music - The Exon Song
18 Apr -:- Re: Dubious Acheivement Awards -- British Division
18 Apr -:- The Last Bastard Part III
18 Apr -:- Science by the URLs.
19 Apr -:- Re: AOL.COM took the *WHAT* out of "Country?"
19 Apr -:- LolitaWatch v1.1
19 Apr -:- Three interesting URLs - Votes / Daugfhters / Bands
20 Apr -:- Clinton Defense Fund & Congressional Rules
20 Apr -:- The Big Poetry Slam in the Sky
20 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - April 22, 1996
22 Apr -:- QOTD - Good News for Eric
22 Apr -:- Questions for Heterosexuals
22 Apr -:- From The Seattle Times - 4/13 & 4/20
22 Apr -:- QOTD - Newt & Bob's Pledge of Allegiance
22 Apr -:- Denning/MacDoran's `Location-based User Authentication'
22 Apr -:- Announcement of My Candidacy
22 Apr -:- The English translation of the banned book "Le Grand Secret"
22 Apr -:- Sex Manual
22 Apr -:- Sad news for Pooh fans
22 Apr -:- Headlines from the "Duh" and "Huh?" files
23 Apr -:- Sisters of Mercy
23 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 4/23/96
23 Apr -:- Quote of the day - Napier
23 Apr -:- Patron Saint of Television?
23 Apr -:- The NSI & Domain Name conflicts
23 Apr -:- But ... what was it?!
23 Apr -:- Weirdness [425] - 29Mar96
23 Apr -:- Pharmacia & Upjohn's Web Site
23 Apr -:- A guide to Software Revisions
23 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 4/24/96
24 Apr -:- What I learned since college....
24 Apr -:- JOTD - The Vacationing Penguin
24 Apr -:- Create your own fantasy?
24 Apr -:- The cornerstone of modern science
24 Apr -:- Want to Opt Out of Direct Marketing?
25 Apr -:- QOTD - The Economist on Negroponte
25 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 4/ 25/96
25 Apr -:- NYPD Phone System Cracked
25 Apr -:- Our fatal date with Eros
25 Apr -:- And we provide the incentive!
25 Apr -:- Save While Speaking to God
25 Apr -:- Bringing new meaning to "serial killer".
25 Apr -:- Gardeners Psychiatric Hotline
25 Apr -:- The future of communications.
26 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 4//26/96
26 Apr -:- Seinfield on clothes, traveling, death, etc.
26 Apr -:- 33 Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men
26 Apr -:- My Pal Leroy
26 Apr -:- Microsoft to Change Name
26 Apr -:- Weirdness [426] - 5Apr96
26 Apr -:- East Meats West - Culinary Philosophy
26 Apr -:- A Very Stringy Piece of Flesh (from the Wilds of the Pacific
26 Apr -:- QOTD - Churchill, 4/26/96
26 Apr -:- TTLsOTD (Top Ten Lists Of ...)
26 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 4/29/96
27 Apr -:- TTLOTD - The Ten Usenet Commandments
28 Apr -:- The Bradley Bridge Exchange's Commemorative Bridge Series
28 Apr -:- Trees
28 Apr -:- Things I learned at MIT
28 Apr -:- Love Making - Regional Styles
28 Apr -:- A mathematical approach to division
29 Apr -:- Garrison Keillor's Jokes
29 Apr -:- Another Outrage -- (vote early and often)
29 Apr -:- WSJ QOTD - 4/26/96
29 Apr -:- The Free Mail Foundation
29 Apr -:- Please watch....
29 Apr -:- The Grafitti Laser
29 Apr -:- Low Tech Computer Users
29 Apr -:- QOTD - 4/29/96, Adlai
29 Apr -:- Back to Normal
29 Apr -:- Re: The Grafitti Laser
29 Apr -:- WhiteBoardness - 4/29/96
29 Apr -:- Yesterday
30 Apr -:- LWNQFROTD (Letter We Never Quite Finished Reading Of The Day)
30 Apr -:- Velveeta of the day
30 Apr -:- A Major Paranormal Event -- Shrinking Palms
30 Apr -:- The Ballad of the Bobbit Hillbillies
30 Apr -:- Lucky Charms Personality Profiles
30 Apr -:- SJMN reports `Yahoo retracts unlisted home addresses'
30 Apr -:- SriDhananjai Bikram: "I am the serenest!"
30 Apr -:- Incentive
30 Apr -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/1/96
1 May -:- Sports Update
1 May -:- Rules for Bedroom Golf
1 May -:- JOTH (of the hour)
1 May -:- TTLOTD -- Eternal Damnation or Windows 95 -- You choose...
1 May -:- Surprising new evidence!
1 May -:- Re: BOFH archives
1 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/2/96
2 May -:- Life with a Techie
2 May -:- The PowerBook That Leaked
2 May -:- FOIA Alert Volume 4
2 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/3/96
3 May -:- VTW: Senate attacks Clinton encryption export policy
5 May -:- Tourism at the end of the Yellow Brick Road...
6 May -:- WhiteBoardness - 5/3/96
6 May -:- The Horror of Thursday Night (5/2/96) As Told by an ENC survivor
6 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/6/96
6 May -:- Weirdness, [427] - 12Apr96
6 May -:- Why did you go into politics?
6 May -:- Shoes for Industry... Idaho Style
6 May -:- Hey Kids! Be the first on your block to become an international arms
6 May -:- Off the Wire - 5/4/96
6 May -:- Horseback Riding and Heros
6 May -:- Letter of Recommendation
6 May -:- Re: Tourism at the end of the Yellow Brick Road...
6 May -:- What kind of month will May be? -- Re: WhiteBoardness - 5/3/96
6 May -:- The List Manager's Form Flame
6 May -:- Windoze tidbit - unrecoverable error?
7 May -:- Caffeine Chart
7 May -:- Microsoft Delivers on Time (for once)
7 May -:- More of the tough questions.
7 May -:- WhiteBoardness, 5/7/96 & QOTD
7 May -:- AQOTD - Errol Flynn (Another Quote...)
7 May -:- Hermann Hates: Dogs
7 May -:- A LEGO Factory that Makes LEGO Cars
7 May -:- QOTD - Tom Waits, 5/6/96
7 May -:- Advice to the Young Bride
7 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/8/96
8 May -:- News from the Paranormal Football Front
8 May -:- Snip, Poink-Poink
8 May -:- The OSI Relationship Layer Model
9 May -:- Stupid Criminal Tricks (from the Criminal Hall of Shame)
9 May -:- In the "news of the weird" & the "no good deed goes unpunished"
9 May -:- Unabomber Haikus
9 May -:- Not such A Subtle Difference...
9 May -:- Yahoo - Astronomers Debate a More Youthful Universe
9 May -:- ULOTD - No, I said "PeaNUTS" (Urban Legend O' The Day)
10 May -:- The Heavy Thinker - A Cautionary Tale
10 May -:- Further Stupid Criminal Tricks
10 May -:- InfoWorld on the ball!
10 May -:- Children will sleep easier tonight.
10 May -:- The Bastard Operators from Washington
10 May -:- gdui...
10 May -:- Recent Medical Advances (as explained by comedians, of course)
10 May -:- The Time Study Man Dines Out...
10 May -:- TTLOTD -- Men in Victoria's Secret
10 May -:- Message O' The Day - to continue...
10 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/13/96
10 May -:- Mozart's Grave
10 May -:- WhiteBoardness - 5/10/96
11 May -:- Weirdness [428] - 19Apr96
13 May -:- Excerpt of: Excerpted: BONG Bull No. 372!
13 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/12/96
13 May -:- More Unabomber Haikus
13 May -:- Elevator Talk
13 May -:- The Beer Bill of Rights
13 May -:- Upgrading a Kosher Computer
13 May -:- <=== Unsubscribing from Fun_People. === PLEASE SAVE ===>
13 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/14/96
14 May -:- Modern mythology -- The Riddle of the Sphinx Revisited
14 May -:- In the Land of the Yoda Men
14 May -:- MacDonald's Soliloquy
14 May -:- Philosophy and Literature Bad Writing Contest Winners
14 May -:- Software review - Zen
14 May -:- A step towards the new, CDA-ready disclaimer
14 May -:- Searchable SIFF Database
14 May -:- Henson to cult: YHBT AGAIN
14 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/15/96
15 May -:- Lifesaver Analysis 101
15 May -:- Useless (and unsubstantiated) facts
16 May -:- Tool Time humor
16 May -:- It's commencement season...
16 May -:- Statement by Dr. Tenzin Choedrak before US Congress
16 May -:- POTLUCK INFO - May 18 through June 8
16 May -:- Frequent Flyer Blues - Yet Another 'True' Story
16 May -:- Macgyver Cookie Recipe
16 May -:- Even More Unabomber Haikus
16 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View - 5/17/96
16 May -:- Madonna Interview in Budapest
17 May -:- Soda Filled with Big Lumps of Slippery Jelly?
17 May -:- President Clinton Resigns
17 May -:- Diary of an AOL User.
17 May -:- QOTD - monkeys with typewriters
17 May -:- JOTD - swamp-style
17 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 5/20/96
17 May -:- WhiteBoardness 5/17/96
18 May -:- EFFector Online 09.06: Fair use under fire
19 May -:- Weirdness [429] - 26Apr96
20 May -:- How's that again?
20 May -:- Transgressing the Boundaries...
20 May -:- QOTD - George Will
20 May -:- QOTD - Hermann Bondi
20 May -:- Hiawatha Designs an Experiment
20 May -:- The Top 15 Problems Encountered Along the Olympic Torch Route
20 May -:- Mouse Heads - Did Anyone Actually Vomit?
20 May -:- American Folklife Center under attack
20 May -:- Re: American Folklife Center under attack
20 May -:- QOTD - William Burrill, 5/16/96
20 May -:- A Happy Second Childhood (sounds like a Woody Allen movie)
20 May -:- WhiteBoardness - 5/20/96
20 May -:- Re: The OSI Relationship Layer Model
21 May -:- HR 3491: Attack on American Folklife Center
21 May -:- The Top 15 Signs School is Out
21 May -:- An edifice complex
21 May -:- mini-AIR uncovers Hoax Hoax & Units
21 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 5/22/96 -- ShopTalk
22 May -:- RSOTD (review snippet of the day) - Gary McGath
22 May -:- Papal Economics
22 May -:- pulp diction
22 May -:- Presidential Golf
22 May -:- The Top 16 Signs that You May Get Laid Off
22 May -:- QOTD - Daniel's Mom
22 May -:- Bits of Bull No. 374!
22 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 5/23/96 -- ShopTalk
23 May -:- Real Book Titles - 1995
23 May -:- More Crossed Signals
23 May -:- QOTD - Terry Jones and Alan Ereira on the Crusades
23 May -:- Stealing Satellites
23 May -:- Incredible!
23 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 5/24/96 -- ShopTalk
24 May -:- Ever wonder what rights you get when astronomers name something after
24 May -:- It Makes a Young Girl Cry
24 May -:- HR3491 and the American Folklife Center
24 May -:- Higher Superstition
27 May -:- MI - Shameful!
27 May -:- Clipper-III
28 May -:- From the Viola File...
28 May -:- Weirdness [430] - 3May96
28 May -:- Crips Streamline Membership Application Process
28 May -:- HUM: Japanese Product Names (**1/2)
29 May -:- More Spam Haikus
29 May -:- A Marriage Made in Heaven
29 May -:- Unlikely Greetings
29 May -:- A Taxi Tour of Rome
29 May -:- Bits of Bull No. 375!
29 May -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 5/30/96
30 May -:- He'll deny it.
30 May -:- QsOTD - AOL & promiscuity
30 May -:- This Site Will Self Destruct ...
30 May -:- A Simple Swipe of Spam
30 May -:- Behsu-bahru
30 May -:- There'll always be an England
31 May -:- Archaeological Discoveries from the Roman Army
31 May -:- The George Burns of his breed.
31 May -:- The Lawyer's Tail
31 May -:- QOTD - For the office door.
31 May -:- Long Live Timothy Leary
31 May -:- Cat & Mouse
31 May -:- modern art & cows
31 May -:- Soccer coach limits sex to twice a week
31 May -:- Customer Support Follies
31 May -:- UOTD (Understatement du Jour) - CPR Class Announcement
1 Jun -:- Weirdness [431] - 10May96
1 Jun -:- Old Man Murphy
1 Jun -:- The King & the Churches of Elvis
2 Jun -:- twister titles
3 Jun -:- Good Times - We're Saved!
3 Jun -:- Duck Food?
3 Jun -:- The hundredth idea is generally a humdinger. [?]
3 Jun -:- CWD--Crypto Gets A Nuke
3 Jun -:- A Mini Story
4 Jun -:- Ten R & R Mondegreens
4 Jun -:- The "Microsoft Sound"
4 Jun -:- How to have fun on Usenet, #1
4 Jun -:- The End Is Near
4 Jun -:- Changes in 5th grade math
4 Jun -:- Conspicuous Absence in Washington
4 Jun -:- Tethered Satellite Investigation Report is Released
5 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/5/96
5 Jun -:- Another Sign O' the Times...
5 Jun -:- Twenty-Seven Useful Hawaiian Phrases
5 Jun -:- Advice from Third Graders
5 Jun -:- Brand Name Condoms
5 Jun -:- Just wait 'till my next parking ticket...
5 Jun -:- From the doctor
5 Jun -:- Perry Mason Meets Quincy
6 Jun -:- A Can-Doo Kind of Guy
6 Jun -:- Re: Yes, C *is* God's programming language.
6 Jun -:- A Lesson from the 1992 Presidential Campaign
6 Jun -:- What if Lt. Data ran on Windows 95?
7 Jun -:- An Interesting Apology
7 Jun -:- Some of the better error messages from Apple's MPW compiler.
7 Jun -:- Jewish Personal Ads
7 Jun -:- Misc Jokes for 6/6/96 (okay, so I'm a little late...)
7 Jun -:- Senate candidate quote
7 Jun -:- Advice from the Visual Basic Experts - killing 4 birds with 1 stone
7 Jun -:- Nutria Antics
7 Jun -:- Another sitcom quote.
7 Jun -:- Re: A Lesson from the 1992 Presidential Campaign
7 Jun -:- Family Values - It's good to know what's important.
7 Jun -:- How to Get It Done.
7 Jun -:- Computer Haiku -- More than just a street address.
7 Jun -:- Eraser ... self-titled last minute fiasco
8 Jun -:- Bits of Bull No. 376!
8 Jun -:- Weirdness [432] - 17May96
8 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness - 6/8/96
9 Jun -:- CRAZY student responses.
10 Jun -:- Internet Index #13
10 Jun -:- Misc oddities from Henry Cate III
10 Jun -:- Found Humor
10 Jun -:- The upper left corner takes the lead, once again...
10 Jun -:- The way it used to be
10 Jun -:- Click *here* to lower the fuel rods.
10 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness - 6/10/96
11 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/11/96
11 Jun -:- Re: Click *here* to lower the fuel rods.
11 Jun -:- What will they think of next:
11 Jun -:- In Search of the Perfect Recording of Pachelbel's Canon
11 Jun -:- Top Twenty ValueJet Advertising Slogans
11 Jun -:- The Letterman 11
11 Jun -:- URLsOTD (yes, URLs of the day)
11 Jun -:- Fun_People_Reports -=- World Wide Web CD Buying Guide
11 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/12/96
12 Jun -:- More Actual Newspaper Headlines
12 Jun -:- ALERT: We win! Court rules 3-0 for free speech!
12 Jun -:- TBTF Bulletin: Communications Decency Act overturned
12 Jun -:- Double diagnosis - And you are...?
12 Jun -:- The Secret of the Papal Audience
12 Jun -:- Gambling on the Net
12 Jun -:- An old "quote"
12 Jun -:- Bits O' Bull No. 377!
12 Jun -:- QOTD - On Same-Sex Marriage
12 Jun -:- Smokin' Away... Handled by Experts
13 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/13/96
13 Jun -:- Who writes this stuff?
13 Jun -:- Rejected State Mottos
13 Jun -:- Maybe all that SDI funding wasn't wasted after all.
13 Jun -:- Mathematics Purity Test
13 Jun -:- Studies in Contemporary Sociology - Shotgun
14 Jun -:- I suggest that there should be a Mailer Decency Act (MDA)...
14 Jun -:- Quote of the day - Al Franken
14 Jun -:- Dilbert News Bits
14 Jun -:- QUICK 108 in Syracuse (gotta go now...)
17 Jun -:- The Top Five List for June 17
17 Jun -:- Sweet Words of Freedom -- an analysis of the CDA decision
17 Jun -:- A substantial opportunity for individual profit.
17 Jun -:- Spellcheckers Offer Odd Alternatives
17 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 6/18/96
17 Jun -:- E-mail We Never Quite Finished Reading -- Etherium Gold
17 Jun -:- WhiteBoardness - 6/17/96
17 Jun -:- Words to live by...
17 Jun -:- UWSOTD (Useless Warning Sign Of The Day)
17 Jun -:- People in Parks (a dangerous situation...)
17 Jun -:- Weirdness [433] - 24May96
18 Jun -:- The Top Five List for June 18, 1996
18 Jun -:- The Booming Book Market...
18 Jun -:- Circular reasoning
18 Jun -:- Donuts and the Code Challenge
19 Jun -:- An opportunity to stand up against bigotry and ignorance...
19 Jun -:- Lying-little-weasels or a simple spelling error?
19 Jun -:- The Top Five List for June 19, 1996
19 Jun -:- Sign of the Times - Cedar Springs
19 Jun -:- HTML O' The Day -- 6/19/96
19 Jun -:- One more HTML du jour
19 Jun -:- QOTD - Newton & Feynman
19 Jun -:- Amusement Devices: Games
19 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/20/96
19 Jun -:- Sun Microsystems Sues Island of Java
20 Jun -:- An Open Letter from JavaSoft President Alan Baratz
20 Jun -:- EPPOTD (Encased Pork Product Of The Day, natch)
20 Jun -:- Corporate Home Page Generator
20 Jun -:- ...but what about accordions?
21 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 6/21/96
21 Jun -:- The Straight Dope on Isaac Newton's Sex Life
21 Jun -:- Intel Inside.
21 Jun -:- Weirdness [434] - 31May96
21 Jun -:- AI Limericks
21 Jun -:- Bugs 'R' Us.
21 Jun -:- Quote of the day - Multiple Choice - Ellison
21 Jun -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/24/96
21 Jun -:- The News Media -- Are You Being Served?
22 Jun -:- Important Announcement - Ahem! ... Well, okay, not that important. .
6 Jul -:- bathroom anecdote
6 Jul -:- Blonde Ambition
6 Jul -:- Pirate's Progress
6 Jul -:- Space Trivia
6 Jul -:- (Not actual size)
6 Jul -:- Why we proofread
8 Jul -:- Good News for Swingers in Cameroon
8 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 6/27/96
8 Jul -:- computer meets Peerage (fwd)
8 Jul -:- guru joke
8 Jul -:- More Mangy Morphed Machinations
8 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness 7/8/96
9 Jul -:- Er, Oz Is At It... Ok?
9 Jul -:- A different meaning for the word "Ideally".
9 Jul -:- Time Standards - GMT, UTC, and Zulu
9 Jul -:- Who do you want to insult today?
9 Jul -:- FCC To Leave Net Telephony Unregulated
9 Jul -:- Not ready for prime time
9 Jul -:- QOTD - There's nothing wrong with computers, but they aren't pigs
9 Jul -:- Pneumonaultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisly.
9 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 7/10/96
10 Jul -:- Not just typical garden-variety boredom.
10 Jul -:- DOJ agrees to end IBM consent decree
10 Jul -:- Babbage Meets the Beatles
10 Jul -:- Humble Opinions to Watch Out for
10 Jul -:- I *was* Tricia Nixon.
11 Jul -:- political quotes (fwd)
11 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness - 7/10/96
11 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 7/11/96
14 Jul -:- Cosmo Resign
14 Jul -:- QOTD -- 7/1/96 -- Hardy
14 Jul -:- Sublime
14 Jul -:- Weirdness [436] - 14Jun96
14 Jul -:- Listen to WHAT?!
14 Jul -:- Internet Index #14
14 Jul -:- Jabberwocky after correction
14 Jul -:- Fun in Our National Parks
14 Jul -:- Wade Mainer -- No fun
14 Jul -:- Lordship, anyone? -- the Lordship of Wimbledon
14 Jul -:- FW: Thinking back on college (fwd)
14 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 7/12/96
14 Jul -:- THE LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN
14 Jul -:- JOTD - Drunk Driver
14 Jul -:- Seasonal Humor - the Night Before Christmas (Tex-Mex Style)
15 Jul -:- The Koran appears in the sky above me and fries me ...
15 Jul -:- "One-handed" -- for what *exactly* are we surfing, here?
15 Jul -:- QOTD - Old Folk Musicians
15 Jul -:- We are I Don't Care. (Who's on First.)
15 Jul -:- The global village.
15 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 7/16/96
16 Jul -:- QOTD -- Moynihan
16 Jul -:- QOTD - Thurber, 7/16/96
17 Jul -:- QOTD - Egyptian gum, 7/11/96
17 Jul -:- The Torch
17 Jul -:- East German "Indian movies" festival
18 Jul -:- Hermann Hates #8: Hate Mail
18 Jul -:- Trivia: internet and the home PC user
18 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View of Some Day or Other...
18 Jul -:- Hermann Hates #9
19 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 7/19/96 Pt. 1
19 Jul -:- Weirdness [438] - 28Jun96
19 Jul -:- Re: Weirdness [438] - 28Jun96
19 Jul -:- Count the splats?
26 Jul -:- Aliens, Area 51 & the Newton
26 Jul -:- An Affair To Remember
26 Jul -:- The world according to the Equine-L list...
26 Jul -:- The Seattle Report
26 Jul -:- The Seven Cryptographers answer a shadowy opponent
26 Jul -:- Due Process out the window?
26 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness - 7/22/96
26 Jul -:- Does the FBI know about this?
26 Jul -:- Making DNA Add
26 Jul -:- The Top Ten Worst Cartoon Characters
26 Jul -:- Defenders of DOMA
26 Jul -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 7/24/96
26 Jul -:- Dear Miller Brewing Company...
26 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness - 7/24/96
26 Jul -:- Jerry Garcia 1 year memorial
26 Jul -:- HTTP error Haiku.
26 Jul -:- Weirdness [439] - 5Jul96
26 Jul -:- Bits of Bull No. 383!
26 Jul -:- Indictment (despite Boolean algebra)
26 Jul -:- If you work with telcos...
26 Jul -:- WhiteBoardness - 7/26/96
26 Jul -:- Welcome to Berkeley California
3 Aug -:- ULOTD (Urban Legend O' The Day?) - Unlucky Bed
3 Aug -:- In the New Army
3 Aug -:- Disney Does the Classics
3 Aug -:- Registering to vote.
3 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness - 8/2/96
12 Aug -:- Cats Saved the World?
12 Aug -:- Little Gems of Workplace Wisdom
12 Aug -:- The SHOW-ME NURSERIES Warped Seed Catalog
12 Aug -:- Ed Schwartz, "NetActivism"
12 Aug -:- American Folklife Center fight won
12 Aug -:- American Folklife Center fight won -- A postscript from Joe Wilson
12 Aug -:- URL O' The Day - 8/12/96
12 Aug -:- BILL GATES TO GET HALF: You knew it had to happen sooner or later...
12 Aug -:- The Motorwash
12 Aug -:- Dennis Miller on Air Travel
12 Aug -:- Evolution in action
12 Aug -:- AOL Crash
12 Aug -:- Re: Cosmology 101 -- Quotes on The Nature of the Universe
12 Aug -:- Signature of the day - 8/8/96
12 Aug -:- What the Internet means to education
12 Aug -:- Bits of TBTF for 8/8/96
12 Aug -:- Weirdness [441] - 19Jul96
13 Aug -:- Olympic Update
13 Aug -:- The three tests
13 Aug -:- .SOTD - 8/13/96
13 Aug -:- and now, ladies and germs... Bob Dole!
13 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye view from 8/6/96, 8/8/96, 8/9/96, & 8/12/96
13 Aug -:- Hermann Hates #11
13 Aug -:- EE vs. CS vs. ...
13 Aug -:- The day the service died.
13 Aug -:- A Small Affair
13 Aug -:- On the Trail of the Buffalo
13 Aug -:- The Comdian's Eye View of 8/14/96
13 Aug -:- Quote of the day - Quickies
14 Aug -:- The Perils of Child Birth
14 Aug -:- Intel News Flash -- Finally!
14 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 8/15/96
14 Aug -:- Bits of Bull No. 386!
14 Aug -:- thought for today, 8/7/96
15 Aug -:- A Happy Halloween
15 Aug -:- You Know You're in Oklahoma When...
15 Aug -:- Movies
15 Aug -:- QOTD - "More barn"
15 Aug -:- Hermann Hates #12
15 Aug -:- Exams
15 Aug -:- Word O' The Day
16 Aug -:- B5 in Reader Appreciation Awards
16 Aug -:- Ricky, don't lose that number.
16 Aug -:- Weirdness [442] - 26Jul96
16 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 8/16/96
16 Aug -:- The Preacher's Bike
16 Aug -:- A Clean Record is Only a Lap Dance Away.
18 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 8/19/96
18 Aug -:- A Few Politically Correct Terms
19 Aug -:- Coffee
19 Aug -:- Does Anybody Have a Problem With That?
19 Aug -:- FLAT WAR
19 Aug -:- Stupid Criminal Tricks - Oklahoma Crimes and Criminals
19 Aug -:- Drum Wave Around the World
19 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 8/20/96
19 Aug -:- QOTD - Lenny Bruce
19 Aug -:- Quote of the Week (fwd)
19 Aug -:- sex for republicans
20 Aug -:- The Toucans and Breakfast Bird Poop
20 Aug -:- QOTD - Russell
20 Aug -:- Re: Quote of the Week
20 Aug -:- Song for a Martian Rock
20 Aug -:- .SOTD
20 Aug -:- [Fwd: Re: [Fwd: change of Address]]
21 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 8/21/96
21 Aug -:- Hacker Vandalizes Web Site Of U.S. Justice Department
21 Aug -:- ladies & gentlemen, start your ftps
21 Aug -:- Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts!
21 Aug -:- QOTD - Harlan Ellison
21 Aug -:- On the Nature of Pleasure & Memory
21 Aug -:- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything
21 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 8/22/96
22 Aug -:- San Carlos Police Move Quickly to Avert Disaster
22 Aug -:- Stadium Status -- A paradigm for the artistic hipness of the next
22 Aug -:- HTML O' The Day - artitude
22 Aug -:- Music at Summer Camps?
22 Aug -:- Tales From The Confessional
22 Aug -:- Bully to you, Mrs. Melton!
22 Aug -:- It is against state policy to ...
22 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 8/23/96
23 Aug -:- Car Names in Tokyo
23 Aug -:- "Striptease," Air Force family values, and sexual harassment
23 Aug -:- Re: "Striptease," Air Force family values, and sexual harassment
26 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness - 8/23
26 Aug -:- A Cliff Perry Original
26 Aug -:- A simple twist of spam
26 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 8/26/96
26 Aug -:- Republican Convention Digest
26 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 8/27/96
27 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness - 8/26
27 Aug -:- The Tragedy of Hemiola
27 Aug -:- Jewish Pick-Up Lines
27 Aug -:- $400 of law
27 Aug -:- Klingons at RepubliCon
28 Aug -:- Philosophies...
28 Aug -:- Mommy, where do Baby Ruths come from?
28 Aug -:- Competition among golfers and the monster drive...
28 Aug -:- The Top 15 Ways the Democratic Convention Will . . .
28 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness - 8/28/96
29 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 8/28/96 & 8/29/96
29 Aug -:- It's all happening at the zoo....
30 Aug -:- Assorted Bon Mots - The Comic World View
30 Aug -:- Weirdness [444] - 9Aug96
30 Aug -:- And he's fading back...back...
30 Aug -:- Did it sound like I said that? Gosh, I never said that ...
30 Aug -:- Hey Truffle! You think YOU'VE had a negative encounter with a
30 Aug -:- WhiteBoardness - 8/30/96
31 Aug -:- Star Trek - The first page (of the script)
31 Aug -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 8/30/96
1 Sep -:- Boston-tawk
3 Sep -:- Sex Therapist On A Plane
4 Sep -:- QOTD - Woody Allen
4 Sep -:- QOTD, back when "everyone" was male
4 Sep -:- JOTD - At dinner in the borscht belt...
4 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness - 9/4/96
5 Sep -:- Conspiracies redux: Snapple & the KKK?
5 Sep -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 9/3/96, 9/4/96, & 9/5/96
5 Sep -:- Beyond Stupidity
5 Sep -:- Senor Who?
5 Sep -:- Dating, Kissing, & Marriage
6 Sep -:- Who are we?
6 Sep -:- corporate welfare
6 Sep -:- Thought for Today, 9/5/96
6 Sep -:- Grab the Magic Psychic Juice and gather round...
6 Sep -:- A Few Catholic Jokes
6 Sep -:- Weirdness [445] - 16Aug96
6 Sep -:- Lexis-Nexis personal information database
6 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness - 9/6/96
6 Sep -:- Lucent Loses on Jeopardy
7 Sep -:- Penguin Amusements
7 Sep -:- Election year trivia
8 Sep -:- QOTD, 9/7/96 - Rilke
8 Sep -:- Re: Election year trivia
8 Sep -:- The Woman'S Guide To What A Man Is Really Saying
9 Sep -:- Tell the truth! ... Tell a lie! ... Truth!...Lie!...Truth!...Lie!...
9 Sep -:- QOTD '88
9 Sep -:- polyglots
9 Sep -:- Dogbert on Alien Abduction
9 Sep -:- One Day in the Morgue
9 Sep -:- The Feminist Agenda
9 Sep -:- A Sad Day...
9 Sep -:- OOTY (oxymoron of the year?)
9 Sep -:- WhiteBoardness - 9/9/96
10 Sep -:- Unclear on the Concept -- Opinions
10 Sep -:- BMMPOTD - 9/10/96
10 Sep -:- Spamericks
10 Sep -:- TW800 Conspiracy
10 Sep -:- Thought For A Few Days Ago, 9/6/96
11 Sep -:- TWA conspiracy....
11 Sep -:- The Fab Five -- John, Paul, George, Ringo, & Ken (Thompson)
11 Sep -:- Happy New Year!
11 Sep -:- A Bit of BONG Bull No. 390!
12 Sep -:- Browser Mania
12 Sep -:- QOTD -- Mencken, 9/11/96
12 Sep -:- The architect, the artist, and the hacker...
12 Sep -:- IOTD - (Interview) - Pema Jones on teaching Buddhism in the U.S.
13 Sep -:- Man's Best Friend?
13 Sep -:- "Jesus is watching" said the voice...
13 Sep -:- Ellen comes out.
13 Sep -:- More Misbegotten Headlines
14 Sep -:- The Stranded Engineer!
14 Sep -:- You know everything. Don't disappoint me.
14 Sep -:- Pet Afterlife
14 Sep -:- Quote of the day - Zachary on Eastern Snacks
15 Sep -:- The Comedian's eye View of the Week 9/9/96-9/13/96
15 Sep -:- Weirdness [446] - 23Aug96
15 Sep -:- Football, Turn Signals, Heroine, S.T., Last Words, Meech Lake...
16 Sep -:- SWPOTD (Silly Web Page Of ...)
16 Sep -:- URL du Jour -- The Search Voyeur
16 Sep -:- Turning NT Workstation into NT Server
16 Sep -:- Politics in rec.humor.funny
16 Sep -:- Economic indicators (fwd)
17 Sep -:- The Helpful Hippie
17 Sep -:- Harper's Index - June, 1996
17 Sep -:- TW800 Conspiracy Finally Laid to Rest
17 Sep -:- Downtime
18 Sep -:- Hermann Hates The Movies
18 Sep -:- The trick is to count their legs and divide by four...
18 Sep -:- Truth in Advertising?
18 Sep -:- Much Trivial Trivia
18 Sep -:- Communication Problems
18 Sep -:- Great Moments in Quotes
18 Sep -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 9/19/96
19 Sep -:- Software for Suicide
19 Sep -:- Look at that "S" car go!
19 Sep -:- By hooker by crook -- QOTD
19 Sep -:- The Final Opcode
19 Sep -:- Fun_Administrivia
24 Sep -:- Drugs - Heroin Action Figures & Mr. McCurry's Dilemma
24 Sep -:- Macarena Zydeco
24 Sep -:- QOTD - The Economist's "Election Billboard"
24 Sep -:- Harper's Index -- July, 1996
24 Sep -:- Fwd: Green Eggs & Hamlet (fwd)
24 Sep -:- Fun Facts [?]
24 Sep -:- The Newbie's Song
24 Sep -:- Chat Room Sex
24 Sep -:- Kurt Vonnegut Speaks Out on the Meaning of Life
24 Sep -:- WebTV
24 Sep -:- AOTD -- Anagram O' The Day
24 Sep -:- A Fat Substitute's Slight Problem
24 Sep -:- Woman in a Coma...
24 Sep -:- Orang-Utang
25 Sep -:- The Lunch Menu Man!
25 Sep -:- The 6 Milion Dollar Man meets the 90's
25 Sep -:- Witnesses Confirm Missile Took Down TWA 800
25 Sep -:- Paul Erdos Obit from The Times (London)
25 Sep -:- QOTD -- Not since 1958...
25 Sep -:- Be Careful On That Road Trip...
25 Sep -:- Personal <--> English Dictionary
25 Sep -:- Children's Books
25 Sep -:- Harper's Index -- August, 1996
26 Sep -:- Total lunar eclipse Thursday night!
26 Sep -:- The Comedian's Eye View of: 5/21/96, 9/20/96, 9/23/96, & 9/25/96
26 Sep -:- Music review - There is skronk, but it isn't just sploogin'!
26 Sep -:- QOTD, 9/25/96 -- Robert Half
26 Sep -:- MSNBC / T.W.A. explosion
26 Sep -:- WORDS NOT YET IN THE DICTIONARY
27 Sep -:- Ay-rab or Air-ab? You may have heard this, but...
27 Sep -:- Baseball vs. the Presidential Debates
27 Sep -:- Weirdness [448] - 6Sep96
27 Sep -:- QOTD, 9/27/96 - Love Is Blind
27 Sep -:- Administrivia - 9/27/96
30 Sep -:- Bits O' Bull No. 392!
30 Sep -:- Extensions to HTML
1 Oct -:- MSNBC switches to Unix & Rollback.exe
1 Oct -:- Dole campaign communications director was drug dealer.
2 Oct -:- QOTD - Upbeat philosophy from Kiss
2 Oct -:- VETO DOMA
2 Oct -:- Weirdness [447] - 30Aug96
2 Oct -:- Taylor Series - A Matter of Life or Death
2 Oct -:- Techniques in Conflict Resolution
2 Oct -:- .SOTD - .sig of the day, 10/2/96
2 Oct -:- stupid pet trick
2 Oct -:- Croft's six to long-on was a late solitary gesture in the sunlight.
2 Oct -:- On Driving
2 Oct -:- The latest phone scam?
2 Oct -:- Economic theory - simplified
2 Oct -:- When In Camelot...
2 Oct -:- Stupid people tricks in Cotton Patch, Arkansas
3 Oct -:- What car owners are really saying
3 Oct -:- Distressed Arson Investigators
3 Oct -:- The Many Nationalities of Jesus.
4 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 9/30/96 through 10/4/96
4 Oct -:- Risks of subcontracting
4 Oct -:- Disney Shows Two Worlds
4 Oct -:- Kids Say the Darndest Things -- Golly!
4 Oct -:- A Dave Barry moment
4 Oct -:- Weirdness [449] - 13Sep96
4 Oct -:- Harper's Index -- September, 1996
6 Oct -:- p.anama - .POTD
7 Oct -:- Seymour Cray is dead
7 Oct -:- New Disney Classics
8 Oct -:- What do you need to learn to be Snow White?
8 Oct -:- Deep Thoughts?
8 Oct -:- Arthritis
8 Oct -:- Bible fun (it's those darned kids again...)
9 Oct -:- Analogy O' The Day
9 Oct -:- Fate (aka Doom)
9 Oct -:- Eighteen More Aphorisms, #41 - #58
9 Oct -:- mini-AIR Oct. 96 -- The 1996 Ig Nobel Prizewinners
9 Oct -:- Stop Cruel Hunting Practices
9 Oct -:- Bureau of Missing Socks
9 Oct -:- thought for today, 10/9/96
9 Oct -:- Web Site of the Nanochron
9 Oct -:- Who 's on first'
9 Oct -:- Consumer Alert - M&M
10 Oct -:- Customer complaint
10 Oct -:- Re: Fate (aka Doom)
10 Oct -:- Important Information on India
10 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10/10/96
10 Oct -:- Bad JOTD! Bad, bad, bad! JOTD
10 Oct -:- Bill-O-Rites Lite
11 Oct -:- TOP TEN BROWSER ANAGRAMS
11 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 10-11-96
11 Oct -:- Death, taxes, and gas bills
12 Oct -:- QOTD - Lopez, 10/12/96
12 Oct -:- abuse@msn.com mailbox full
13 Oct -:- Just a taste of Tom Swifty and his relatives...
13 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10/14/96
13 Oct -:- The workout
13 Oct -:- Making Love?
13 Oct -:- Clever Monkey?
13 Oct -:- Cows With Guns
13 Oct -:- QOTD - la Rochefoucauld, 10/13/96
14 Oct -:- Sig O' The Day
14 Oct -:- The debates.
14 Oct -:- Essay contest winner
14 Oct -:- Re: Cows With Guns
14 Oct -:- On a somewhat more embarrassing note... Tales from the Anatomy Class
14 Oct -:- Helms, undeterred by fact or sanity...
14 Oct -:- SF Gator's Physical Exam
14 Oct -:- Television - Weep & Sniffle
14 Oct -:- Springsteen - not a supporter of the Republican ticket.
15 Oct -:- Mister Smarty Pants Accordion Facts
15 Oct -:- Helper, help thyself.
15 Oct -:- Official: Only rain will cure drought.
15 Oct -:- Married Sex
15 Oct -:- Job Search Humor
15 Oct -:- School defends drug suspension
15 Oct -:- Famous violin makers - Strung along
15 Oct -:- Two Brief Essays on Writing
15 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness - 10/14/96
16 Oct -:- Radio Hell
17 Oct -:- QOTD - Ring Lardner
17 Oct -:- This rich, deep, berry-toned red adds perceived value...
17 Oct -:- Call Me a Sissy, I Like My Blood
17 Oct -:- FUN with PI
18 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10/18/96
18 Oct -:- QOTD - Dr. John Morgan
18 Oct -:- The Open University spent L2.50
18 Oct -:- Internet Index #15
18 Oct -:- Poetry - Vive La Difference!
18 Oct -:- QOTD - Well, nothing, actually.
18 Oct -:- The Body Politic
18 Oct -:- Weirdness [451] - 27Sep96
19 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness 10/18/96
19 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 10/21/96
19 Oct -:- Shipping Disaster
20 Oct -:- QOTD - The Foremen in Sing Out
20 Oct -:- You will be assimilated...
21 Oct -:- QOTD - Lindbergh, 10/20/96
21 Oct -:- The History Of Music (Creationist Version)
21 Oct -:- One TBTF from 10/20/96: Blind chihuahua
21 Oct -:- Cigarettes linked to cancer
21 Oct -:- Quote, unquote - enough thoughtful quotes for 24 QsOTD
21 Oct -:- The world just changed again - A new cryptanalytic attack on DES
21 Oct -:- duh bears (and dere fanz)
21 Oct -:- Rituals of Breast Freedom
21 Oct -:- Hot Hollywood Gossip
21 Oct -:- The Convent of St. Elias
21 Oct -:- QOTD - Garry Wills, 10/3/96
22 Oct -:- WhiteBoardness
22 Oct -:- Jimmy Interviews God
22 Oct -:- Pure logic is like a purple stretch-velvet minidress...
22 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View of10/22/96
22 Oct -:- Metro Luna, Erin Corday, Flying Karamazov, ...
22 Oct -:- Cooters on a log.
23 Oct -:- Bits O' Bull No. 396!
23 Oct -:- Why I fired My Secretary
23 Oct -:- Re: TESTE
23 Oct -:- Urgent news!
23 Oct -:- Airplane Security for Vultures
24 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10-24-96
24 Oct -:- Unfortunate Translations...
24 Oct -:- Truck Repair
24 Oct -:- End of the world
24 Oct -:- Kind of interesting news from Philip Morris...
24 Oct -:- The Doctor & Ms. Smith
24 Oct -:- The World of the Chemist
24 Oct -:- ULOTD - (Urban Legend...) - the FHA Loan Application
25 Oct -:- Scroll for 5 string fiddle
25 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10/25/96
25 Oct -:- URL O' The Day
25 Oct -:- Re: URL O' The Day (Ooops.)
25 Oct -:- At Etymology
25 Oct -:- Home Page for Nothing
25 Oct -:- QOTD - R.H. Dana, 1840
25 Oct -:- Weirdness [452] - 4Oct96
25 Oct -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10/28/96
26 Oct -:- Relativistic Time Travel in Renton
26 Oct -:- Ain't Private Enterprise Wonderful?
26 Oct -:- Announcing - the Internet Pecker
27 Oct -:- Mr. Piano Man
28 Oct -:- A letter home.
28 Oct -:- Warts - Straw or Soot? (Re: A palindrome or two...)
28 Oct -:- AOTD
29 Oct -:- A Few Quotes for Ronnie's Birthday
29 Oct -:- Dr. Verne's White Trash Etiquette
29 Oct -:- "Dark Alliance" Two-Picture Deal Inked!
29 Oct -:- Chernomyrdin Squeezes
29 Oct -:- Moral Dilemma - (More Squeezer Angst)
29 Oct -:- Two Seattle Stations Plan To Test High-Definition TV
30 Oct -:- Energizer Bunny Death Notice
30 Oct -:- Halloween Party Adventure...
30 Oct -:- Finally, the Macarena translated!
30 Oct -:- The Pope's Operation -- Is Fact Stranger Than Fiction?
30 Oct -:- Mad Digs and Englishmen
31 Oct -:- QOTD - Jim Hightower
31 Oct -:- Dropout Gates Gift to Harvard - No Hard Feelings...
31 Oct -:- Happy Halloween!
31 Oct -:- Possibly the Quote of the Day, maybe
31 Oct -:- Salon - Harry Shearer's Fifth Column
1 Nov -:- Click & Clack's Credits
1 Nov -:- Jargon update
1 Nov -:- A Cure for Too Many Children?
1 Nov -:- The Strange Case of Jason Sprinkle
1 Nov -:- A Short Poem about Halloween
1 Nov -:- Alien E-mail
1 Nov -:- Weirdness [453] - 11Oct96
1 Nov -:- Men's Room Etiquette
2 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness - 11/1/96
3 Nov -:- Blissful Ignorance and Our Place on the Planet...
4 Nov -:- Re: Our Place on the Planet...
4 Nov -:- The November Beard Club: ... but my beard is so delightful
5 Nov -:- QOTD, 11/5/96
5 Nov -:- .SOTD - .sig of the whatever the Ouija quantum unit is
5 Nov -:- As if being wooked wasn't enough...
5 Nov -:- IQ Effect?
5 Nov -:- AOTD (Advice O' The Day) - 11/5/96
5 Nov -:- Election Wrap-up - Fake Ross Perot Sayings
5 Nov -:- Happy er ... Whatever ... Day!
5 Nov -:- Instant Diagnosis
6 Nov -:- The seven deadly sins of highly successful people.
6 Nov -:- Re: The seven deadly sins of highly successful people.
7 Nov -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 10/29/96 - 10/31/96
7 Nov -:- It could get better than this, but probably won't.
7 Nov -:- -=[ No Potluck ]=-
7 Nov -:- A quote for film fans
7 Nov -:- Suspiciously Fun_Facts
7 Nov -:- The Spam-a-lama Ding-Dongs
7 Nov -:- New Material (Re: Suspiciously Fun_Facts)
8 Nov -:- Dear Abby...
8 Nov -:- TWA800 redux
8 Nov -:- FW: You might be from Seattle if you...
8 Nov -:- Church sleeper - Right Again!
8 Nov -:- History Of The Net
8 Nov -:- So you want to be in a touring band, eh?
8 Nov -:- Re: TWA800 redux
8 Nov -:- Update on the Craig Shergold Spam
8 Nov -:- Painful but True
8 Nov -:- A Joke & An Unwitting Admission
8 Nov -:- Humor? You should be so lucky...
8 Nov -:- ABC News meets Irwin Allen
9 Nov -:- Re: ABC News meets Irwin Allen
9 Nov -:- Rosalie Sorrels, Utah Philips
9 Nov -:- Utah in hospital follow-up
9 Nov -:- Re: Re: ABC News meets Irwin Allen
9 Nov -:- Thought for Today, 11/9/96
10 Nov -:- Dr. Bruce Street
10 Nov -:- Weirdness [454] - 18Oct96
10 Nov -:- Buy Nothing Day ... remember?
11 Nov -:- The "...ere I saw Elba" News
12 Nov -:- Do Pickles Cause Cavities?
12 Nov -:- QOTD - Chopin
12 Nov -:- The Jets & Microsoft
12 Nov -:- Geriatric Sex Therapy?
12 Nov -:- To Avoid Further Offence
12 Nov -:- Happy Halloween?
12 Nov -:- Iran designs religiously correct Barbie
13 Nov -:- School Daze
13 Nov -:- Love vs Lust vs Marriage
13 Nov -:- The answer: 42.
13 Nov -:- ... Click here to read her most embarrassing secret. ...
13 Nov -:- Tapeworm Cure
13 Nov -:- HOTD & Headline of the Year Contender
14 Nov -:- The Story of Joe
15 Nov -:- Ice Fishing
15 Nov -:- Weirdness [455] - 25Oct96
16 Nov -:- (fwd) Living is good in Vancouver, Geneva, bad in Moscow (fwd)
18 Nov -:- QOTD (for traditionalists)
18 Nov -:- Body Shop Letter
18 Nov -:- How does a chicken cross the road?
18 Nov -:- Two cannibals are sitting by a fire...
18 Nov -:- The Joys of Being Shepherded
18 Nov -:- Banned by Borders...
18 Nov -:- Real Likely Names
18 Nov -:- Solid Evidence (aka fun with anagrams)
18 Nov -:- Contenders for the DUH Awards for 1996...
18 Nov -:- The Blush Wine of Revenge
19 Nov -:- I like Monkeys (but I have no idea where this originates)
19 Nov -:- !!!!!
19 Nov -:- Windows 95 & Li Peng
19 Nov -:- GRANBY ZOO ape escape
19 Nov -:- HP Boycott
20 Nov -:- A Classic Blue Joke
20 Nov -:- The Statuesque Lover
20 Nov -:- Ah-choo!
20 Nov -:- Good Gravy!
20 Nov -:- What Robert Reynolds Is Really Thinking...
20 Nov -:- Church Bulletin Bloopers
20 Nov -:- The Comedian's Eye View from 11/21/96
20 Nov -:- Flaming Gerbils
21 Nov -:- On the nature of progress.
21 Nov -:- Re: Flaming Gerbils
21 Nov -:- Warnings
21 Nov -:- You Must Wait . . .
21 Nov -:- Life in Hell
21 Nov -:- Emoticons
21 Nov -:- NWRO Project Closing!
25 Nov -:- If Computers Had Personalities
25 Nov -:- Tough cowboys?
25 Nov -:- A Little Boy's Letter to God
25 Nov -:- Reminder -- Buy-0 Day
25 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness - 11/22/96
25 Nov -:- Eternal truths
25 Nov -:- OFFICE 97
25 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness, 11/25/96
26 Nov -:- BLFC
26 Nov -:- Go Lemmings Go!
26 Nov -:- Windows supports...
27 Nov -:- Thanksgiving lore
27 Nov -:- Telemarketer Silliness
27 Nov -:- Biblical Guidance
27 Nov -:- Excerpted: 11/27/96 -- ShopTalk
27 Nov -:- Dr. Thomas Kuhn - 1922-1996
27 Nov -:- More Idiotic Quotes
27 Nov -:- Ig Nobel radio and TV broadcasts Friday Nov 29
27 Nov -:- Travel Tips to China
27 Nov -:- WhiteBoardness - 11/27/96
28 Nov -:- The Jaisun Report for 11/28/96
28 Nov -:- The Fastest Man in the World?
28 Nov -:- The Bug Count Also Rises
28 Nov -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 11/29/96
30 Nov -:- Turkeys in the U.K.
30 Nov -:- Weirdness [457] - 8Nov96
1 Dec -:- Wymyn's Humyr
2 Dec -:- Don't worry, be happy.
2 Dec -:- BBC Sports Personality of the Year--feeling mischievous?
2 Dec -:- A new Mersenne Prime: Primetime for Pentiums
3 Dec -:- Bosnia's election
3 Dec -:- A Letter from Nan to Dave
3 Dec -:- Ten things that sound dirty at Thanskgiving, but aren't.
3 Dec -:- Another True Story
3 Dec -:- Comedian's Eye View of 12-04-96
3 Dec -:- What Men Really Mean - A Continuing Series
4 Dec -:- Thank You and OK
4 Dec -:- Mouse balls -- no urban legend, this!
4 Dec -:- A New Saint?
4 Dec -:- The Blue M&Ms As A Race
4 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12-05-96--
4 Dec -:- Television Ends
5 Dec -:- If I ever become an Evil Overlord
6 Dec -:- Another Psychic Hotline Success Story...
6 Dec -:- Notable Quotables
6 Dec -:- Slap shot
6 Dec -:- GM Airbag Contest
6 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12-06-96
6 Dec -:- Re: M&M Wars
6 Dec -:- Working Man's Lunch
7 Dec -:- The literary fruitcake
7 Dec -:- The blind leading ...
9 Dec -:- Quadro, cults, news....
9 Dec -:- Weirdness [458] - 15Nov96
10 Dec -:- Advisor Language at the Thesis Defense
10 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12/10/96
10 Dec -:- The Internet TourBus
10 Dec -:- .SOTD - (.Sig Of The Day) - Ohi
10 Dec -:- Gay Programmer Fired for Easter Egg Studs
11 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12/11/96
11 Dec -:- The N. Y. Times on the war between Mac and DOS.
11 Dec -:- Another Desert Island
11 Dec -:- Golf Again
11 Dec -:- More Notable Quotes 12.9.96
13 Dec -:- TOURBUS Breaks Into The Big Time!
13 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12/12/96
13 Dec -:- 3M -- Marsupial Murder Mysteries
13 Dec -:- With only a Suttee's passion -- to do their duty and burn.
13 Dec -:- Well, *duh*!
13 Dec -:- Stink Bait
13 Dec -:- .SQOTD - (.Sig Quote Of The Day) - James
13 Dec -:- Unintended Insight #726
13 Dec -:- A Really Scientific Story...
13 Dec -:- QOTD - Chief Sealth
13 Dec -:- Re: QOTD - Chief Sealth
14 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12-13-96
14 Dec -:- Substantiatively Ludicrous
14 Dec -:- QOTD - The Great Emancipator
14 Dec -:- Top Ten Santa Pickup Lines
14 Dec -:- Math Knowledge and the American Public
14 Dec -:- ULOTD - (Urban Legend Du Jour) - Edna Buchanan
14 Dec -:- Humor from the Gastroenterologist'S Office
14 Dec -:- Taco Bell Conspiracy
15 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12/16/96
15 Dec -:- More Odd Units, the Kinder Surprise, & what is Ig?
16 Dec -:- The Venerable SPAM Haiku Harvest...
16 Dec -:- Weirdness [459] - 22Nov96
16 Dec -:- Figure/Ground 101
16 Dec -:- A Test of Character... Will I Pass?
16 Dec -:- Houghton Mifflin & Books for Children's Hospitals
17 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness - 12/16/96
17 Dec -:- The Comedian's Eye View of 12/17/96
17 Dec -:- pretty bad publicity
17 Dec -:- 000aaarawhotsexsexsexxxxilla1.com
17 Dec -:- Here's one Ives not seen before
18 Dec -:- Fun_People: E-mail we never quite finished reading
18 Dec -:- WhiteBoardness - 12/18/96
19 Dec -:- Pinpoint Marketing
19 Dec -:- Re: QOTD - George Will
19 Dec -:- Idaho - What Happens If a Bishop Sins at Provo?
19 Dec -:- The Vegas Cabbie
19 Dec -:- Computer Voodoo
19 Dec -:- Fun_Holiday
20 Dec -:- Where's a Physical Therapist When You Need One?
20 Dec -:- Internet Index #16 - 12/20/96
20 Dec -:- Cybersitter :: CWD--Howling at the Moon
20 Dec -:- World Ideologies Measured in Cows
22 Dec -:- The Fun_People Christmas Mail Bomb...
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