Fun_People Archive
13 Nov
WhiteBoardness - 11/10/95

Date: Mon, 13 Nov 95 15:24:10 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: WhiteBoardness - 11/10/95

Excerpted-from: WhiteBoard News for November 10, 1995

Envelopes containing the Arkansas state Board of Education's agenda for a
weekend meeting were sent out bearing the slogan: "Arkansas Education:
Building Tommorrow Today."

Nine months after an 18-hour power outage, the farming community of
Orrville, Ohio, (pop. 7,000), is experiencing a baby boom.  Dunlap Memorial
Hospital normally has 25 births a month, but expects 40 in November, a 60%
increase.

A Saturday raid on Club Structure, which billed itself as a no-alcohol
nightclub for teens, netted heroin, cocaine, crack, methamphetamines,
marijuana, LSD and other drugs, Asbury Park, New Jersey, police said.
[But no alcohol, I'll bet.  New Jerseyites rarely break rules... -psl]

When Mike Marcotte, 22, of Farmington, Maine, found a skunk with its head
stuck in a jar, he took a chance and yanked the jar off.  The skunk didn't
spray.

© 1995 Peter Langston