Fun_People Archive
6 Nov
JOTD - Seeing Eye Chihuahua

Date: Mon, 6 Nov 95 14:45:32 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JOTD - Seeing Eye Chihuahua

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu (Jennifer L Michael)

 A man with a dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter.  The
 bartender says "Hey!  You can't bring that German shepherd in here." The
 man says "But this is a Seeing Eye dog!"  To which the bartender says,
 "Well, OK, then I guess it can stay."

 After a while, the man and the German shepherd get up to leave.  As they
 go out the door, they meet another man with a Chihuahua about to go in.
 The first man says "The bartender won't like you bringing that dog in here,
 but if you can convince him it's a seeing eye dog then it'll be OK".   The
 second man looks dubiously at his tiny Chihuahua, thinks a few seconds,
 then thanks the first man and goes on in.

 The bartender says "Hey!  You can't bring that Chihuahua in here!".  The
 man stares straight ahead and exclaims "What! They sold me a Chihuahua?"

© 1995 Peter Langston