Fun_People Archive
6 Nov
Updated Lord's prayer

Date: Mon, 6 Nov 95 14:35:09 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Updated Lord's prayer

[Much religious material in use today was actually written many years ago; as  
a result, the language used is either incomprehensible or at least likely to  
be misinterpreted and misunderstood.  A periodic updating to clarify and  
breathe life into the archaic language is obviously needed.  For example...   
-psl]

Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <lanih@info.sims.berkeley.edu>
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu (Jennifer L Michael)
Forwarded-by: Nancy L Watterson
Forwarded-by: Kristine Lynn Rabberman

The revised Lord's Prayer as sent by The Reverend Kenneth Scott of
Thornhill, Ontario to the Toronto _Globe_&_Mail_ and there published
Saturday, 15 November 1986 on p. D7.

Our universal chairperson in outer space
your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized selectivity scale
may your sphere of influence take on reality parameters
may your mindset be implemented
on this planet as in outer space.
Allot to us, at this point in time and on a per diem basis, a sufficient
and balanced dietary food intake
and rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback
as we rationalize a disclaimer against the negative feedback of others
and deprogram our negative potentialities
but desensitize the impact of the counter-productive force
for yours is the dominant sphere of influence,
the ultimate capability (non-nuclear),
and the highest qualitative analysis rating
at this point in time and extending
beyond a limited time-frame.

© 1995 Peter Langston