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18 Oct
Little Johnny Dirty Joke O' The Day (I think)

Date: Wed, 18 Oct 95 12:53:27 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Little Johnny Dirty Joke O' The Day (I think)

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question.  "Johnny, if there were five birds
sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "'cause the rest would fly away".

"Well the answer is four" said the teacher, "but it's good that you're
thinking!"

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now.  If there were three
women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the
second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one
is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger,
but it's good that you're thinking!"

© 1995 Peter Langston