Fun_People Archive
12 Oct
Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...

Date: Thu, 12 Oct 95 17:18:28 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: kole@hydra.convex.com (John P. Kole)
Forwarded-by: cavasin@convex.com (Vince Cavasin)
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From: joelw@convex.com (Joel Williamson)

Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...

 10.  No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

  9.  Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

  8.  Beer has never caused a major war.

  7.  They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

  6.  When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
      give it away.

  5.  Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
      his brand of Beer.

  4.  You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

  3.  There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

  2.  You can prove you have a Beer.

  1.  If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

© 1995 Peter Langston