Fun_People Archive
3 Oct
O.J. Summary (Ouch!)

Date: Tue, 3 Oct 95 18:45:06 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: O.J. Summary (Ouch!)

[Well, I guess there'll be a spate of things like this that, despite my better  
judgement, I won't be able to resist...  Remember, O.J. is innocent.  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Ninafel@aol.com

O.J. Simpson took a knife
And stuck it in his former wife.

When he found the blade was true
He stuck it in her boyfriend, too.

The blade was straight; the police were bent.
The jury found him innocent.

	--Ed Bronstein

© 1995 Peter Langston