Fun_People Archive
21 Aug
It Had to be Hugh

Date: Mon, 21 Aug 95 13:41:51 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: It Had to be Hugh

Forwarded-by: lanih@info.SIMS.Berkeley.EDU (Lani Herrmann)
Forwarded-by: jmichael@sas.upenn.edu Wed Aug 2 09:55 PDT 1995
Forwarded-by: Shannon Michael

                          It Had to be Hugh
                 (to the tune of, "It Had to be You")
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                          It had to be Hugh,
                          It had to be Hugh,
                          Who blew into town,
                           Met Divine Brown,
                           Said "Howja do,"
                        Then waved in her view
                          A twenty, then two,
                          And gave her a free
                           Ride in his BMW.
                         Now Hugh's in a stew,
                    The trades think he's through,
                          His lady-love, too,
                         Pressed for her view,
                         Mutters, "Hugh Who?"
                   But nobody else outed the Brits:
           Before he got caught, we thought them all flits.
                       Who proved it ain't true?
                           Give him his due:
                          It had to be Hugh.
                          It had to be huge,
                          It had to be huge,
                           I just saw Divine
                            On Channel Nine
                           Fixing her rouge.
                         Hugh, take my advice:
                      She ain't worth the price.
                        The next time you lust,
                          Why don't you just
                          Phone Heidi Fleiss?
                           A pity you can't
                          Be like Cary Grant,
                         Who, when he got hot,
                        Called Randolph Scott--
                          Quelle rendezvous.
             Still, it takes a mensch in this day and age
               To blow O.J. Simpson off the front page.
                       You showed you got guts,
                             Also a putz,
                        That dangles from Hugh

© 1995 Peter Langston