Fun_People Archive
20 Jul
Re: Songs of the Yankee and It's got a ring to it...

Date: Thu, 20 Jul 95 13:02:30 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Re: Songs of the Yankee and It's got a ring to it...

From: Robert.Reynolds@Reed.EDU (Robert Reynolds)
Subject: Re: Songs of the Yankee

Whatever happened to the ball club?

[Oops!  Okay, how about this:

If you're from Europe,
	a Yankee is someone from the U.S.A.
If you're from the U.S.A.,
	a Yankee is someone from north of the Mason-Dixon line.
If you're from north of the Mason-Dixon line,
	a Yankee is someone from New England.
If you're from New England,
	a Yankee is someone from Maine.
If you're from Maine,
	a Yankee is someone who eats pie for breakfast.
If you eat pie for breakfast,
	a Yankee is a someone who plays for a NY ball club.
If you play for a NY ball club,
	a Yankee is a someone who plays for a NY ball club.
-psl]
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 From: rossen@lmis.loral.com (Tom Rossen)
 Subject: Re: It's got a ring to it...

"Cognosetti" - misspelling of "Cognoseti" - "Those who hang out with Carl
Sagan at the big radio antennae"

>I've come up with a catchy phrase to label the infamous Exon Bill as well
>as any others which seek to stem the free flow of, "Erotic images" on the
>Net. Henceforth, Exon and its ilk should be referred to as, "Three Strokes
>and You're Out" bills.  The Cognosetti will apprehend the connection
>rightaway.  The Congress may need a picture pamphlet.
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 From: eljefe@netcom.com (Jef Jaisun)
 Subject: Re: It's got a ring to it...

Personally, I still like mine better...

"Exon...when one major disaster just isn't enough."

© 1995 Peter Langston