Fun_People Archive
19 Jul
Songs of the Yankee

Date: Wed, 19 Jul 95 20:03:57 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Songs of the Yankee

From: Hal Glatzer <0002018560@mcimail.com>
Subject: RE: Songs of the South -- Deportment

If you're from Europe,
	a Yankee is someone from the U.S.A.

If you're from the U.S.A.,
	a Yankee is someone from north of the Mason-Dixon line.

If you're from north of the Mason-Dixon line,
	a Yankee is someone from New England.

If you're from New England,
	a Yankee is someone from Maine.

If you're from Maine,
	a Yankee is someone who eats pie for breakfast.

[And if you eat pie for breakfast? ... -psl]

© 1995 Peter Langston