Fun_People Archive
14 Jul
The "Fidel for President" Home Page

Date: Fri, 14 Jul 95 11:55:24 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: The "Fidel for President" Home Page

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-By: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)

  From the "Fidel for President Home Page" at:

	http://www.slugs.com/imagesmith/fidel/fidel.html

The Top Ten Reasons to Help Elect Fidel Castro the Next U.S. President

      10. With any luck, the shock might make Rush go mute.

      9. Had nothing whatsoever to do with the S&L Crisis, the
	 Iran-Contra Scandal or EuroDisney.

      8. 43% of Perot voters thinks he looks like Santa Claus.

      7. After the release of Look Who's Talking Too, offered political
	 asylum to John Travolta.

      6. Drab green fatigues guarantee the vital "Generation X" vote.

      5. Secret polls say he does better in New Hampshire than Pete
	 Wilson.

      4. To help defeat obscure Item 12b. on the Contract for America:
	 "Free pony rides for the rich."

      3. So Newt Gingrich won't be lying when he says there are
	 socialists in the White House.

      2. Willing to arm-wrestle Colin Powell: winner-take-all for the
	 free world.

      And the number one reason to Help Draft Fidel for President:

      1. Cigars for everyone!

© 1995 Peter Langston