Fun_People Archive
12 Jul
Spellchecker blues

Date: Wed, 12 Jul 95 12:32:14 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Spellchecker blues

Forwarded-by: <Ninafel@aol.com>
Forwarded-by: someone named Jack Hagerty
(author unknown)

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss takes aye can knot sea
Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure lee glad two no
It's vary polished in its weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be prowed.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow yew can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas
And why I brake in two averse
Wen righting lines like thees.

© 1995 Peter Langston