Fun_People Archive
26 Jun
WhiteBoardness 6/25/95

Date: Mon, 26 Jun 95 21:56:47 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: WhiteBoardness 6/25/95

Excerpted-from: WhiteBoard News for June 26, 1995

"I knew I was going to heaven, but I didn't think it was going to be like
that."

The Reverend Billy Graham, joking about a near-death experience: the
ambulance ride to the hospital, with reporters in hot pursuit, for emergency
treatment of a bleeding colon.
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"We're more of an adult-driven pickle and are not into babyish humor."

Tim Cofer, brand manager at Oscar Mayer's Claussen pickles on the difference
between its advertising strategy and that of rival Campbell Soup Company's
Vlasic pickles.
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"One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power.  And anybody
who says I am will never work in this town again."

Actor Jim Carrey, actor and face-contortionist on his recent string of hit
movies.

© 1995 Peter Langston