Fun_People Archive
6 Jun
JsOTD -- Dole

Date: Tue,  6 Jun 95 00:57:01 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD -- Dole

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: dfitzpat@interserv.com

In The News: Sen. Bob Dole blames Hollywood for the nation's violence
and decline in morality:

"He says Washington must hold Hollywood accountable, Isn't that kind of
like Sodom checking up on Gomorra? " (Jay Leno)

"How humiliating it must be for Bob Dole -- taking political cues from
Dan Quayle." (Cutler Comedy Rock Network)

"He said if it were up to him, the name of the movie 'French Kiss' would
be changed to 'Firm Handshake.'" (Leno)

"Gotta hand it to Dole.  Over 70, and still limber enough to bend over
backwards and kiss the right wing's butt." (Cutler)

© 1995 Peter Langston