Fun_People Archive
2 May
Republican advice

Date: Tue,  2 May 95 00:53:55 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Republican advice

Forwarded-by: lanih@info.berkeley.edu (Lani Herrmann)

President Clinton was jogging past the Washington Monument the other day
when he heard a low voice say "Never tell a lie.  Never tell a lie."  He
continued jogging past the Jefferson Memorial.  As he passed by he heard
"Read the constitution.  Read the constitution."  Thinking that he was
getting valuable advice, he continued jogging past the Lincoln Memorial.
Sure enough, he heard a third voice say "Go to the theater.  Go to the
Theater."

© 1995 Peter Langston