Fun_People Archive
18 Apr
Buisssnes Opportunity - Human Speedbump Seeks Assistant (and editor)

Date: Tue, 18 Apr 95 13:55:47 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Buisssnes Opportunity - Human Speedbump Seeks Assistant (and editor)

[It was all I could do to stop myself from "fixing" this one... -psl]

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: good@pixar.com (Craig Good))

[So, which is it, "buissness" or "buisness"?]

From: EWSN89A@prodigy.com (Michael Egan)
Organization: Prodigy Services Company  1-800-PRODIGY
Newsgroups: alt.models

Big guy 320lbs. can lay down in front of a smaller size car or Harley and
have my stomach run over by the front and rear wheel.Can also put my
hands and feet in front of the wheels and have them run over also.I have
been doing this kind of eccentric weight endurance for many years and am
now ready to go professional.I can do alot more along this line.I am now
seeking a female driver/partner looking to get into show buissness.I will
split all the profits 50/50.I am from the Mpls.,MN area.If you are
interested there is a market for this eccentric talent and perhaps we
both could make some very good money with the act.

          If you are a female that just wants to do it just for the hell
of it and say you ran someone over that is okay to.
                                                 Overall i am looking for
a female wanting to be a entertainment team and get both of us a start in
show buisness.

© 1995 Peter Langston