Fun_People Archive
21 Mar
JsOTD -- Buchanan & Quayle

Date: Tue, 21 Mar 95 23:34:57 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: JsOTD -- Buchanan & Quayle

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
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ShopTalk for Wednesday March 22, 1995

In The News:  Comic Argus Hamilton, on Sen. Bob Dole telling the NRA that
he'll sponsor a bill to legalize automatic weapons: "It's a shrewd
political move. He doesn't want to concede the nut vote to Pat Buchanan
just yet."

Comic jenny Church, on candidate Buchanan saying he'll line the southern
U.S. border with troops: "That's just to keep most Americans from leaving."

"Pat Buchanan will run for president.  He's what you call a fringe
politician. He doesn't see the glass as half empty.  He sees the glass as a
plot by the liberal media to control what we drink." (Alan Ray)

Comedy writer Alan Ray, on some conservatives pressing Dan Quayle to get
into the race:  "There's probably no way.  They could draft him at the
convention, but he'd just call Dad."

© 1995 Peter Langston