Fun_People Archive
22 Feb
Actual Headlines (fwd)

Date: Wed, 22 Feb 95 17:03:09 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Actual Headlines (fwd)

Forwarded-by: Terri Grayum <ladyluck@teleport.com>
Forwarded-by: Nancy Grayum <grayum@henson.cc.wwu.edu>
Forwarded-by: Rob Galbraith <rob@scooter.cc.wwu.edu>
Forwarded-by: Richard M. Osen <rosen@henson.cc.wwu.edu>
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			Real Newspaper Headlines
     
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     POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

     SAFETY EXPERTS SAY SCHOOL BUS PASSENGERS SHOULD BE BELTED

     DRUNK GETS NINE MONTHS IN VIOLIN CASE

     SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS

     FARMER BILL DIES IN HOUSE

     IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

     STUD TIRES OUT

     PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

     PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

     SOVIET VIRGIN LANDS SHORT OF GOAL AGAIN

     BRITISH LEFT WAFFLES ON FALKLAND ISLANDS

     LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS

     EYE DROPS OFF SHELF

     TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS

     REAGAN WINS ON BUDGET, BUT MORE LIES AHEAD

     SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM

     SHOT OFF WOMAN'S LEG HELPS NICKLAUS TO 66

     ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

     PLANE TOO CLOSE TO GROUND, CRASH PROBE TOLD

     MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

     JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

     STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE

     TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES

     2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS IN CHECKOUT COUNTER

     KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS

     NEVER WITHHOLD HERPES INFECTION FROM LOVED ONE

     DRUNKEN DRIVERS PAID $1000 IN '84

     WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

     IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST A WHILE

     COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

     MAN IS FATALLY SLAIN

     ENFIELD COUPLE SLAIN;  POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

© 1995 Peter Langston